dronskisaint

Was that many moons ago (seventies) and we lost 4-1? Ossie won the penalty that we scored from...the rest of the game was a bit of an alcoholic blur but I remember it being a bank holiday and we'd smuggled flasks as the only pubs open bank holidays were in Fleet Street and they got necked quite quickly...can't believe how long ago that seems!

I'm not the one on somebody else's website failing to find information or land any blows on the p*sstakers. My reason for being here is to mock your excuse for a club and those like you who provide the cannon fodder...what's your excuse?

Bad time of the month?

It's called poetic license but I really, really hope your day gets better...

Let's go with the track record shall we...? I predict many more pages of fun here as your unprincipled new principals stack up the ammunition for us

You only have to check here...it's where all your other ITKs get their information

Not for most European countries...US and Canada do require it.

Bloke rings up a model shop and asks if they have an Airfix model of an Italian cruise liner... 'Yes we have - just the one left actually' came the reply 'Great' he says 'Can you put it on one side for me?'

Five poonds!!? You can buy a house up there for that!

Go away you sad ginger tw*t

MLT...apart from the running bit, obviously

That's pure gold...none of this nickel plated cr*p

Was just about to post the same...he won't have a better game this season than against us up there

Just stumbled!!!? Check back a few thousand posts...where do you think your ITKers get their info from?!

Brilliant goal moment...thanks for posting!

Scumpey I can remember using in the '80s...they were always scum in my recollection...I haven't got a problem with skatescum but a Pompey supporting supplier of ours says it's difficult to get out of your hair...

Rentagob will always yap for the media...hope he's getting a course in prison slang. Disgusting individual...really hoping he goes down and all talk of England disappears for good!

I've been SP30'd more times than I'd like when I used to drive 80k+ a year...I also happily accepted an invitation to attend a North Wales speed awareness course rather than put more points on my licence so I'm not one to moralise but it's simple really - if you speed and get caught you get points...I know that, you know that - it's not our decision over whether it's safe to do so....on a dry road slicks work better than treads but it doesn't make them acceptable in law. On a similar vein though..I pay for protected no claims bonus. Just over a year ago I hit a dog that ran on to the dual carriageway and at 40'ish mph it did 2k worth of damage. The dog (bull terrier I was told, me and the cop struggled to carry the thing in a blanket to an out of vision bit of the road) had a collar but no identification on it or chip apparently and the police wrote to tell me that they'd been unable to trace the owner and so I claimed from my insurance. When I came to renew (with Tesco/Aviva) the premium had nearly doubled...I queried this and they said I'd had a 'fault' accident...I disagreed and said that's why I pay for a protected no claims anyway. Ah, they said, it's not about your no claims, you still have that but the premium has gone up due to your 'fault' accident..the definition, incidentally, according to their definition is where they can't claim from another party. I went to Direct Line who quoted me a much cheaper starting price but upped it when I declared the incident with the dog. It incensed me enough to write to the insurance ombudsman who took 2 months to respond and then only to say that they had done nothing that wasn't in their T & C. So - be warned..fwiw I do not believe that there was any way I could have avoided a the dog and if the owner could have been traced and sued (or was insured) it would not have been my fault but as it was - it was!

Ask again when we've stopped laughing? F*ck the future (probably non-existent for you anyway) the present is so much fun:lol:

As taste is taking a dive.... Tad a nar i Lee, From the land of the Tsu na mi Will take us to Wemberlee Tad ar nari Lee:D

Tad a na-na - na -ri Lee - to the old Manfrred Mann tune that we used to sing for Big Ron Sha la la la la Ron Davies ok it worked better for Franny Lee and Citeh but it's dear to my memory! Edit...Small Faces as someone else correctly said!

Been in a meeting all afternoon and have wasted nearly a whole cup of coffee over the keyboard catching up on the webchat! Posters from the PTS thread I salute you!!

I chuckled..

But given the combination of the Heil, Wiki and Saggy the twitch you'd understand why the twinges of misgiving might occur?

Paddy told his wife he was getting a burning sensation in his anus and didn't know what it was 'Ring sting?' she suggested 'What the fuc* will he know' said Paddy