RonManager

So you're saying that screwing the ticket up into a ball and ramming it full force into the slot is not the correct procedure?

Just put his name into this site http://gangstaname.com/names/Gangsta and got 'Mr Ass-Whippa!!'

Just put in Nicola Cortese. 'Mista Ass-whippa'

I've used them 3 times so far, at MK Dons, Reading and Wembley. On each occasion they failed and the attendant had to manually override it! It's like these automatic cheque paying in machines in the bank. There's always an attendant because they are constantly screwing up (literally in the case of one batch of cheques I fed in last year)!! Still, it's the future.

Possibly, depends how enlightened they are. Do you have a local food shop or farmers market in your area? If not then Google it for local suppliers.

Fine, but who pays the £3?, or do we split it between us!:cool:

Not sure, I shall enquire of the person from whom I get the honey from. Her partner, who I work with, gets terrible hay fever from tree pollen in March/April/May and he eats loads of the stuff, so maybe they don't. I shall start the teaspoon honey diet tomorrow morning!

You should have swabbed the bowl for DNA samples!

David Moyes is going to put up with that attitude for all of 5 minutes!!

Yes, I have a picture in my head at the moment that I don't particularly want!

So that's how we get academy players, Steve gives birth to them.

People who say 'stepping up to the plate' when not talking about baseball. Australian sportsmen who pre-fix every answer with - 'Look'. This has now extended to some English cricketers!

cheers fellow sufferer.

That'll need filling I expect.

Except it'll royally p*ss off those who subsequently find out that they could have paid by instalment after all!

According to his tweet, today is his birthday - apparently he is 21 today. :smt113

Having just transferred from block 37 I am now one of the upper Block 4 hooligans!!!

What about writing to him? You might prompt a response, he must be aware by now of the feeling.

You'll buy it. You'll see it on the rail in the window, flirting at you and whispering quietly and seductively in your ear 'buuuy meee'. Yes, you'll hold off for a while, but eventually etc etc etc.......

Yeah not brilliant. I got all my away tickets last year that way and sent to me by post. There was no extra added cost which was excellent because there is the cost of an envelope and stamp to be born by the club. Now I don't mind covering that cost this season, but it's not £3.

Have you moved recently? When I moved to Scotland in the 80s, I stopped getting it because the grasses I was allergic to did not grow up there in the volume required to set me off. Upon my return to the south in 2000, back it came, although for the first year back I had no problem - weird. Have you had a test to see what you are allergic to?

Interesting. Any more detail to that snippet? Why locally? -does that imply that it won't work if you wander away from your local area? I get honey from a friend who keeps bees locally, but I don't eat it all that often. I shall up my intake and see what happens.

Tic-Tacs -you're fired!

Triffic'

Do you know which types of pollen you are allergic to? Have you had a scratch test?