RonManager

No, you're getting better each game as well.

They've stood the test of time, so fair play to them. Did I ever tell you about the time I met Suggsy?

Saint Clark sacked?

3.58 miles according to Google Earth.

No it's Dank Whale.

We coodle OST

We should've ONE.

Yeah I got some mate, £8.00 yer pahnd. Collect from my lock-up.

Oh go on Peedro. It's free.

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC16m FULL-TIME: @stokecity U21s 0-1 #SaintsFCU21s! Report and reaction to follow. Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC14m FULL-TIME: A calm strike by Jake Flannigan in the second half was all that separated the sides in a disciplined performance by #SaintsFCU21s

Yes, you're right. There's a cat comes into my garden most days. If we encounter each other, he stands on his hind legs, spreads his arms/front legs and calls me out. He's bigger than me so I tend to defer.

Yes it is. Every afternoon at 4pm I walk up the hill to the hedge near where I live. This hedge marks the border between Somerset and Devon. I stand there for 10 minutes, arms outstretched, calling the Devonians out. Last week, whilst walking back down from the hedge (as usual, no takers), a badger looked up at me and said, 'F*ck me mate, you didn't half look hard when you did that'.

Argyle away please.

Pwurrf, I've had nettle stings worse than that.

In Russia, you work for Animal.

I've spoken to the boys in the lab. Using what we scientists call 'science', they'e been unable to separate the two so far. However, they will now try to gain a result using a scalpel. I'd stand back if I were you.

There's another one to look out for in the Stoke v Chelsea game today. See if you can spot it, and maybe win a prize.

There is a spot on the field, roughly half way between the corner of the penalty area and the start of the 'D', where a curved, flighted shot will, if executed properly, beat any goalkeeper and score. Dani's goal today demonstrated this to perfection, he took the ball to that spot and curved it in. It brought to mind other goals from that 'sweet spot' both for and against Saints in recent times. Snodgrass's goal against us at Leeds in 2009-10; David Connolly's against Norwich, Adam Lallana's against Hartlepool in in the 3-1 win etc. Football, isn't it? - you know... Marvellous.

Yeah I know. It's not like he's even going to hear it.

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It's going to be tough, no doubt about it, seeing as we're pulled about by a flurry of injuries. I know Gazza's been chucked in unexpectedly, but he has to speed up his reaction times and be proactive, not reactive, as he was tonight. We're on the ropes a bit, but must come out fighting and be confident in our own ability. We beat them last season that way and we can do it again.