RonManager

Are you p*ssed yet?

Having 2 of them stood over the ball at free kicks will add to the potential for bamboozling the defence. 'But just who will take the kick?', the defence will ask each other. Their eyes will dart nervously from RL to JWP. It'll be like that scene in 'A Fist Full of Dollars', so it will.

"Hah Bumhug" I shall not spend one penny piece, for, you see, I am a miserly curmudgeon / curmudgeonly miser.

Good to see the tradition continued.

It's that time of year.

Spent many a night up there back along. Go up in the afternoon, build a fire in the copse, then everyone up there after the pub on a Saturday night. Roll down the hill on Sunday morning and into the Cricketers for lunch time o'booze. Happy days.

So who did he support for the first 6 months? Plastic, JCL etc etc.

AL and SRL giving him some earache?

Great game. Was it really 14 years ago I stood there to see CMFG seal a hard fought 2-1 win in the Prem? Time flies.

...ooorrr diiid theeeey? eh? eh?

Just up the road from Little Sarcasm-on-Sea.

Post match interviews with the 3 amigos. http://www.youtube.com/southamptonfc

Interlude...

If you (me) were at the front. If you (me) were at the back, 12 years old and 4 foot tall, you (me) couldn't see the goal at all.

The boy Mayler was only standing his ground, fair play to the lad.

We've all done it.

Aah, the old 'Wayne Thomas' shot.

We'll rip 'em to shreds. By half time they'll be on their knees, and in the 2nd half we'll turn the screw, no mercy. It'll be a cricket score.

The renowned Russian player... Yaputcha Lefleggin.

I can well believe it. However, I feel that all will be swatted away like a troublesome mosquito.

Exactly. All 3 of these could have left if they so desired. They have decided to stay (and not play), as did Ryan Dickson, because of the generous contracts they are on.

Ron saw it. Ron's watching Likely Lads on BBC4 with an octogif in his head. Not an unpleasant mixture.

Alarm a llama, calm a llama. Llama karma.