RonManager

Nature was to blame, and was a lucky boy to not receive at least a yellow.

My friend Ren calls me an eediot. Here's a film of him doing it.

I walk alone.

You get as far as the first line? As soon as I see his name I move on to another thread. Old man trying to be the perpetual teenager. It doesn't get any sadder than that.

'There was a time not so long ago when we led the world in commercial shipbuilding' Narrated by Sean Connery. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEe3oCSzywE

The pack is excited knowing it will feast well tonight. Humans are such easy prey.

They make sh1t goalkeepers.

I've just had another go and managed to get the score down to 20, can anyone beat this?

26, I'm in the lead!

New series of Misfits and Ripper Street have both got off to a lively start.

I saw him in 1975 at Charlton's ground on the undercard for The Who. He was smacked out of his head when he came on, rambled through a couple of songs, collapsed and was carried off. Amazed he lived as long as he did.

It's the storm.

I had a pet caterpillar called Forbes Phillipson-Masters.

Due to hit me on Exmoor at midnight. It's been windy all day but now it's relatively still, ominously still... This site is great for tracking the beasty in real time. http://www.raintoday.co.uk/

The boy's got a long way to go to gain 'entry' to this august fraternity.. http://upthearsecorner.com/

Fail

Indeed so. Might get more of a definitive answer by writing directly to Katarina.

Phew, that means they (any party) don't represent me. Thank feck for that. Bunch of power mad c*nts the lot of 'em.

Wasps. C*nts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrCWvcXGX1U

Which is weird considering he is unemployed and lives on a windswept caravan site in Northumberland.

Well we could give anarchy a go. Might be a laugh.

I used to live in Leith. I can assure you that the sunshine there was no different to anywhere else I have experienced sunshine. My cat is buried by the railway line near Hib's ground. RIP Snork.

Look, I know you've got this thing about people revealing their true identities on here, but could you please stop posting pictures of yourself?