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Harold Wilson - lied through his teeth in his dealings with the most honourable of men - the great Ian Smith of Rhodesia and hated the fact Smith was so admired by the British public.

Me thinks the precious lefties have been rattled by their little strike being such a damp squib. he he he.

We are big enough and strong enough to cope with these tactics.

Bernard Manning.

That's the stuff I used. Wilkinsons sell it.

I never denied it happening just in case you are implying I did.

I stripped an antique pine chest of drawers in the garden. It took f/cking ages. I'd never attempt it again. Get them dipped.

Just ordered 3 of his dvd's off Amazon so I can give them to my brother for christmas and then borrow them back.

ha ha, that's the goblins for saying you'd heard before anyone else. Have some faith in our brilliant ticket office. They know what they're doing.

I can't and I have no interest. I'm just well happy we have a government that is sorting the public sector out. It's long overdue.

I bet he won't. Know-it-all teens always turn into know-it-all adults.

If you payed me 50k a week i'd stand in the middle of a football pitch and you could call me a honky for 90 minutes if you wanted. It wouldn't bother me one bit.

Fair enough, I can imagine that things have changed now that justice is being done. As it goes I do still choose to buy The Sun for the sports pages because they are the best.

I don't care what you think Andy.

Given the track record for telling lies at News International i'd take that denial with a pinch of salt... I wasn't bothered about celebs being hacked, but what your lot did to Milly Dowlers family was disgusting.

Sarcasm at its finest.

How did you know I was thinking of you?

I know. Great isn't it. We were told to expect meltdown, and what we got was an improved service at the airports and a bumper day for retailers.

Good to see they have some banter - and can take it. It's a pity the majority on here can't.

Comrade Badgerx16 does this mean you will be leaving the Union?

How about building a watch tower and hiring a crack shot sniper to take out anyone who shouts STEEEEEEEEEEEVE?

I just don't get what some people want to read in the News. Whatever the truth it isn't newsworthy, just like the Beckhams and Rooney is of no importance. But that's just probably me.

Ed Miliband ...Jeremy Clarkson's comments are disgraceful and disgusting Translation ... i'm a nerd from Islington totally alienated from how normal people think

David Cameron ... 'it was a silly thing to say' translation ... 'I lol'd'

It wasn't intended to be witty. It was a statement of fact. Clarkson is one of the BBC's most popular presenters. FACT.