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Ah shit, here we go again... Captain Jack ahoy!

Not sure we'll do well with that.

Obafemi?

Can't Jander move with the ball?

Lots of sheets need changing tonight with the amount of bedwetters on the loose. Similarly, a lot of sore knees to be expected tomorrow morning in the SO postcode, with the amount of knee-jerking going on here.

I do agree with this. Especially now Archer has gone.

Agreed with this summary

Tricky game, that. Decent result.

Not sure there's a market for that bet, mate.

Crazy, really.

In terms of prudence, this could be quite a shrewd signing. I imagine our finances aren't in the greatest place after two seasons in the second tier. If we can get in the promotion positions by the turn of the New Year with this chap playing a role, we might have some change left over to invest in January.

For an online segment of our fanbase that bemoans our loss of academy produced brilliance, the level of moaning about a young bench or lack of experience in signing Nottingham's centre back is ridiculous levels of cognitive dissonance.

Deserves his chance in a non-Russell Martin managed PL side. All the best Taylor, you were a stalwart for us

It's a massive fuck up, is it not? International break is late September and he books his holiday in (very) late August?

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Closer to Benidorm than Valencia

Did we miss out on Falconer? Thought we just hadn't met the asking price yet.

Falconer would still want to come hwre, right? Just fork out 10m for him. However, Reggiani pretty well regarded by BVB fans, from what I've seen.

So really its 2025/6 - Stewart, Archer, Larin 2026/7 - Larin, Mubama Weaker for sure.

The FA investigation stays unresolved... hoping for a slap on the wrist.

Affengruber = Monkey Pit Dweller Falchener = Falconer

Ok, ok. Hear me out. Falchener's translation was obvious. Affengruber's, however. Fuck me. The clear winner.

I think the most pertinent question is, what do their names directly translate to in English? Does it beat our friend Hassenhutl?

I guess the fact that we were, objectively, absolutely woeful in both our most recent Premier League seasons had an impact on their chances to showcase their PL talents.

AI probably not something worth consulting on this topic 😂