Master Bates

For one moment I thought he had died. What have I missed?

Being my dads fake house wife I can confirm that there are more than enough hours in the day, even to bake cakes and do gardening.

CabbageFace's brother.

Congrats

Near Aaron Martin then.

Nor will I, i'll be at the Stadium watching.

So so sorry fella, RIP x

I wonder what the Adkins Diet's like.

Yeah I think i'm gonna give you a face palm too

Can that really be done? if so that would be very useful for me right now.

Didn't even realise SISA disappeared, thought they were always about.

He was sacked for slapping around a donkey, tying up its front legs behind the back of its head and teasing it.

I know of a proven manager called Jan, Jan Poortvliet, licence to be good.....................

Nohing in it anyway except Saturday's game and how Pardew's looking towards Swindon.

crap

The original who's now in the Woolpack and not the old grey haired witch.

T-Bag was lovely, even better now she's behind the bar in the Woolpack.

I had to get a copy of the sun today, still the same.

Hollyoaks.

Yeah maybe if I was feeling suicidal. The only time i'd hit a woman is if she was coming at me with a knife, not a gun though, think i'd be dead. I admit to tapping a woman's ass once though.

Most are the same nowadays, even 606 and the Echo. Some comments (at he bottom) have been deleted: http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8337888.Hundreds_turn_out_for_Markus__memorial/

Absolutey brilliant service, like Wes I was there half hour beforehand, was pretty shocked when they started allowing us inside. One thing though, i'll never understand why people don't either turn off their phone or put it on vibrate at things like this.

Flags at the Civic Centre will be flying at half mast today to mark the memorial service.

I think the next player that signs should change his last name by deed poll to Liebherr.

Also gives you the chance to sign the book of condolences. I haven't signed it yet, won't do til Thursday when the queues are a bit smaller.