Master Bates

At least now they'll have something to talk about at their AGM.

Always been murders in Southampton. One being a taxi driver being murdered in Shop Lane in the 1980's. The Good Family in Sullivan Road, 1990's, 4 kids killed by their Uncle after he poured petrol through the letter box and set it alight. Then there's my Uncle, murdered in 1977 Denzil Road area. A teenager stabbed to death in Woolston in the last couple of years. Another person stabbed to death in Weston about 3 years ago.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8291984.Spitfire_soars_again/

Mark Draper used to drive an old purple banger.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/887430/PORTSMOUTHrsquoS-financial-meltdown-killed-hopes-that-football-and-the-taxman-could-reach-a-deal-over-players-image-rights.html http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/football/match_reports/championship/887122/FINAL-CHAPTER-IN-POMPEY-STORRIE.html

Again, there's nothing I wouldn't w@nk to on the internet.

Master Bates likes this. You weren't doing anything you shouldn't of were you?

That was smart! Watched it from the front of my house, no pics as the Spitfire and Hurricane looked like ants.

I saw them too, was gonna make this thread then but forgot.

Southampton Water, best views will be along Weston Shore, Netley, Royal Victoria Country Park.

It's been organised to coincide with celebrations to mark 100 years since the first ever flight in south Hampshire. It will also mark the 70 year anniversary of the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight. 4pm - 4:15pm.

Don't forget to keep your eyes out towards the sky, fly past involving a Hurricane, Lancaster bomber and Spitfire. Let's see who can get the best pics.

Echo says Lallana to play.

Echo says bid dismissed. Source close to the player says he knows nothing of any interest, plus he wants £40k a week.

Also mentions there's a number of clubs after him but doesn't mention who. Benjani bid dismissed. Lallana to play today.

Tyson asks to leave Forest, Forest want at least double our original bid - Daily Echo. Sorry if already mentioned.

Danny Higginbotham

Who does he support on a Wednesday?

What a nice birthday present that must have been for him.

To open cans of beer you ediot.

The ants probably think the chalk is ant powder. What's more humane, hot boiling water or ant powder?

Even has it's own day name! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_ant_day

Ants all over the bloody place, the big ones and the flying ones, ****ing ****es me off. Gotta pick my nephew up in a minute from school, can't even wear a hoodie to stop the b@stard things flying into my head cause it's too hot

NOTW back page, Taxman's £150m War on Football http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/football/880548/TAXMANS-150M-WAR-ON-FOOTBALL.html

Mentioned earlier that Butterfield would slip up