Master Bates

The Saints Trust has called for a meeting with chairman Nicola Cortese over the club's controversial new season ticket announcement. Trust chairman Nick Illingsworth gave the Echo a statement reading: "Perhaps the reason why there has been so much outcry in the past week is not just because of the removal of the repayment plan, but by the way this announcement has been delivered. It's been a bit like dumping your girlfriend by text". ..................................."To coin a phrase, when there is a storm the captain of the ship should be on the bridge and in charge. But where is Cortese?".......................... Much more to the statement in todays Echo.

It's not a 567 word article. HTH

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/8206442.Benfica_star_open_to_Saints_move/ *EDIT Sorry, already posted in the other thread upstairs.

"couldn't wait for the States' game on Saturday - against MAN UNITED" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3004089/US-stars-put-footie-in-mouth.html

Well yeah you could, you'll just come home to a messy house.

Only place I can think of is one of the gadget shops. http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=ie7&q=gadget+shops+in+southampton&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rlz=1I7DSGI_en-GBGB381GB381&redir_esc=&ei=gLoMTJCkKsiJ4Qbil6R4

Are people on this forum really that thick, relationship breakdwons etc fair enough they have my sympathy, but when someone kills themselves because they can't watch TV or have a dress then i'm sorry but yes it's ridiculosly funny. I've mentioned in one of the previous suicide threads we've had and i'll mention it again my mate (Barry) hung himself, there used to be a house on the otherside of Northam Bridge (Bitterne end not Town) which was burnt down, that's where my mate lived, he burnt it down and barricaded himself in. The police got through and dragged him out. At the hospital he said that it was the Northam Boys, the police believed him because he had had trouble with them in the past. He got discharged from hospital, went to the parks and hung himself, probably for the same reasons as your mate. Suicide for depression etc fair enough but not stupid reasons.

It's a pathetic funny.

Do you miss washing your hair or do you still have a few grey bits left?

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Then there's this one from years ago, some 11 year old hanging herself because she couldn't watch Big Brother http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-399991/Girl-11-hangs-Big-Brother-ban.html

Some 15 year old bird in Ukraine hung herself because daddy wouldn't buy her the ball gown she wanted, gotta laugh really.

Maddie

They should be hung, drawn and quartered in public.

Obviously from my view, what a load of old sh!t

Turns out this guy is a body popper on some show called Britain's Somehow Got Talent. He's in todays Echo, looks like a freaky kind of fella the way his body seems to twist and turn, certainly would have done well for Saints. Would he have made it as a Saint?

No not Jillyanne. A BUG-EYED mutt dubbed the world's ugliest dog has died aged 17. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3001130/Worlds-ugliest-dog-Miss-Ellie-dies.html

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

They just turf it out. I'd like us to have a white pitch, with the lines, areas and penalty spots all green. Anyone fancy mocking up a picture for me :smt102

I used to supply catering staff to a Nikki Bailey.

Tis true, he turned down a new contract at Brentford to sign for us, we have to agree a compensation package with Brentford.

He works for the Echo and gets most of his stuff from the sports desk. He also posts on here.

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SAINTS will face Leeds in the Semi Finals of the Carnegie Challenge Cup. The tie will take place on Saturday August 7 Warrington v Catalans Dragons - Sunday August 8