Master Bates

It's a pathetic funny.

Do you miss washing your hair or do you still have a few grey bits left?

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Then there's this one from years ago, some 11 year old hanging herself because she couldn't watch Big Brother http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-399991/Girl-11-hangs-Big-Brother-ban.html

Some 15 year old bird in Ukraine hung herself because daddy wouldn't buy her the ball gown she wanted, gotta laugh really.

Maddie

They should be hung, drawn and quartered in public.

Obviously from my view, what a load of old sh!t

Turns out this guy is a body popper on some show called Britain's Somehow Got Talent. He's in todays Echo, looks like a freaky kind of fella the way his body seems to twist and turn, certainly would have done well for Saints. Would he have made it as a Saint?

No not Jillyanne. A BUG-EYED mutt dubbed the world's ugliest dog has died aged 17. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3001130/Worlds-ugliest-dog-Miss-Ellie-dies.html

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

They just turf it out. I'd like us to have a white pitch, with the lines, areas and penalty spots all green. Anyone fancy mocking up a picture for me :smt102

I used to supply catering staff to a Nikki Bailey.

Tis true, he turned down a new contract at Brentford to sign for us, we have to agree a compensation package with Brentford.

He works for the Echo and gets most of his stuff from the sports desk. He also posts on here.

:-\"

SAINTS will face Leeds in the Semi Finals of the Carnegie Challenge Cup. The tie will take place on Saturday August 7 Warrington v Catalans Dragons - Sunday August 8

PART of the remains of Southampton's historic Royal Pier has collapsed into the water this morning. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8199591.Sudden_collapse_of_the_Royal_Pier/ Tis a shame.

Different.

RIP Mary, grab Ted and go dancing in the moonlight.

Prison guard somewhere.

How quaint, I beat them (Barnet) 10-0 yesterday on Fifa 10 DS, beating my previous record of 9-0 against Gillingham a few months ago.

I would go if there was an installment plan or if I had a job where I could afford to pay outright, if not then no.

Think i've convinced my mate to buy my ticket for me with me paying him £27.33 a month for 12 months