Master Bates

Said it dispersed, however a big wave ended up hitting a small town in Chile.

Cancel that, Tsunami destroyed before hitting Chile.

Tsunami warnings for Chile, Peru and Japan following earthquake measuring 8.8 on the ricter scale, ferck that s**t.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2869904/Giant-iceberg-to-change-weather.html

I want whatever drugs you're on Yes I remember, I remember they took the absolute pee out of us.

(sorry, has to be done) WE'RE GOING TO WEM-BER-LEY, QUE SERA SERA...

Like Carlsberg? Possibly the greatest owners in the world?

Cheers Legod and Wes.

Seasonal charge for Hampshire residents to combat water shortage http://www.thisishampshire.net/news/5027460.Summer_tariff_on_water_bills/

I like mass debates where everybody comes together.

Saw both James & Gillet yesterday using the atm outside Bedfords, omg Gillet looked like a dwarf, such a little man, possibly shorter than Pahars?

Never late, only in bed

First full 90mins of the year and not season (me a season ticket holder). I've been through a bad patch since November, had some very bad news, had to get my boss to make me redundant to become a carer blaah blaah blaah went to St Mary's on a Saturday thinking i'd be fine, then ended up leaving at half time (we won 3-0) because I wasn't great, then the match after that I lasted about 15mins ish before leaving. Then the worst thing to happen in anyones life happened last month (which was expected), due to this I didn't go to either Final leg matches or the derby match. My head is still all over the place however I love my club and am going again this Saturday in the hope I last the full 90+stoppage time instead of leaving halfway through like a girl crying

Luckily I haven't contributed much as most of my comments would be negative, nothing against the club or anything, just a negative person atm. However, I am very much looking forward to Saturday, hopefully be my first full game this year

Hiya, Unfortunately the kit has already gone, sorry. Hope you get some soon. M Bates

Anyone? Did I miss the drought we had? Southern Water are talking about increasing water rates between June-September so people don't use too much water as there doesn't seem to be enough, they're even already talking about a hosepipe ban this summer What with all the rain last year, the snow and rain this year, you'd think there'd be plenty.

Very much looking forward to this one, will be good to be back home

I have met Alexis, very very nice legs

Is that the one where one of the coppers had moved from Surrey to Pompey and said "I knew I had arrived in Pompey after a man threw a sink at me out of his window". ?

How lucky do Wigan wanna get hey, still, we won, that's the main thing

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/football/734263/PORTSMOUTH-ACE-BOATENG-GOES-AWOL.html http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/734267/GRANT-REJECTS-TWO-JOB-OFFERS.html

So what does it mean now that Chainrai has taken possesion of Fratton Park?

Everytime I have a disturbed sleep I notice i'm cold. The last 2 nights i've worn a t-shirt to bed, the last 2 nights i've slept straight through. What do you wear to bed DD?

Blue Star are much better than First Bus imo, just that we don't get any Blue Star round my way, it's a 20minute walk to the nearest Blue Star bus stop for town.

+1 Time really does fly by, RIP Sir Griff, a glass of wine and my first joint of the evening will have your name on it. (((hug))) to PompeyLass x