Master Bates

I have a white one, true story.

Well done Saints

I like to stick the shower on full blast and then spray the back of my balls, such a tremendous feeling!

Why thank you

The day for what? Being takenover? Dying? cost saving measures being implemented?

Congratulations

Don't get lost in the fields

I don't get it, but at least now I have a chinese accent.

He'll get bitten by a spider.

St Mary's, St Mary's, we're the famous SFC and we play at St Mary's. What's the number for Fleet cars?

Most probably already been posted, I did search but couldn't find it. Anyone know how to turn it into a downloadable mp3? Anyone got anymore?

I once had the highest score on spank the monkey, then one of the mods/admin reset the scores Think I still have the highest score on Mad Shark.

My name suggests I'm a happy clapper, or am I?

You not a fan of butter then?

No, thick cut cheese, mushrooms and 2 slices of ham in a buttered roll then stuck in the microwave for 1-1.5mins. Sauces optional. FWIW, i'm currently eating a Tikka Masala which I made.

Since the ban they've still always had pictures when we're playing at home, true story. If the ban had been lifted (which I doubt it has), Ian Murray would have been gloating about it by now.

Alas, Bleidelis did make the first team, live on Sky 3-0 up against Tranmere, Bleidelis came on for the second half and helped us lose 4-3.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2877360/Marlon-King-was-left-nursing-a-black-eye-after-being-battered-with-a-plate-in-a-dinner-queue-row.html

Bewbs. Enough said.

My how this year has flown by....... roll on 2011

I'm guessing results on Fifa 2010 don't count, so with that I must depart and continue my charge to the top of the Championship and get back to the Prem. I am the Alan Pardew of DS Fifa 2010.

It's about time, what do I win?

Yes, Saturday and last night.