Master Bates

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2877360/Marlon-King-was-left-nursing-a-black-eye-after-being-battered-with-a-plate-in-a-dinner-queue-row.html

Bewbs. Enough said.

My how this year has flown by....... roll on 2011

I'm guessing results on Fifa 2010 don't count, so with that I must depart and continue my charge to the top of the Championship and get back to the Prem. I am the Alan Pardew of DS Fifa 2010.

It's about time, what do I win?

Yes, Saturday and last night.

I want his job. Actually.............. as of next season why doesn't the club get a different fan each home match to be the pitch announcer..... ok, i'll do it permanently, try and incorporate some bewbs onto the big screen.

I was there in spirit. I tried giving away my season ticket for the match, but for some strange reason not one person wanted to use it.

Can't see many people who would have just back from the game, unless they slept at the Stadium all night.

I'll have one please.

After readng todays News of the World, I say it was due to midweek criticism.

I still say it's the waving, think waves are peeing everyone off today.....

Does anyone here still buy the Echo? If so, could you let me know if their lowlight is "Saints conceding a goal" and also let me know if my ugly mug's in there. Lowlight for me was not scoring a 6th, very disappointing. Cheers in advance.

Forgot to ask, could you pm me your number please? cheers in advance. *I said please

I haven't heard anything.

Yes yes yes, I almost went at half time cause I asked my mum for us to score a 2nd and within a matter of seconds we did, BUT I held it together and stayed, well, I left about 20seconds before the end. Glad to be back with my extended family I also cleaned my seat too.... from dust and not because a skate had been sitting there previously

He might have been annoyed that he had to wave at us twice whilst not all of us waved back, shame on you non wavers.

Chatham Islands hit by small tsunami wave, 4 metre wave hits French Polynesia, no casualties in either. Due to hit Hawaii 9:19pm GMT

Medium rare I think.

Scary stuff!

Said it dispersed, however a big wave ended up hitting a small town in Chile.

Cancel that, Tsunami destroyed before hitting Chile.

Tsunami warnings for Chile, Peru and Japan following earthquake measuring 8.8 on the ricter scale, ferck that s**t.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2869904/Giant-iceberg-to-change-weather.html