Master Bates

Stig Johansen

Don't forget you're allowed to post bewbs now, as long as it's Page 3 type and not slutty type.

Preparing for the end of the world.

Why is the gold line now a white line under 'M' & 'P'? This certainly won't do

Sumo Stu

See, you almost caused idiots (i.e. me) to stay on the site all day pressing F5 waiting for the kits *wiggles right index finger*

No it doesn't, just details of when it'll be launched.

Would just like to say in regards to Fifa 2010 on the DS, HOW THE **** CAN I BE OFFSIDE IN MY OWN HALF?!?!?!

Botley Road, Sholing? If so the only times I ever remember Botley Road being blocked off are when the horses escape, unless you mean before 1983 or I just naturally missed it.

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One of them yeah, then there's also Frankie.

Yeah that's Mr & Mrs Bennett's daughter.

A man that won on the National Lottery has bought Portsmouth Football Club. In an interview following this, his wife was quoted as saying: 'God only knows what he'd have spent the winnings on had he matched 4 numbers!'

EX-SAINT Claus Lundekvam, who is accused of assaulting a woman, is seeking help for his problems, a court heard today. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8158599.Ex_Saint__seeking_help__court_hears/

Why not a Postman forum, they're always getting the sack.

Milka or Dairy Milk.

Can I have a go? No, Real Madrid

It's alright, we know you'll improve someday I forgot about the other sites.

Sorry if already posted: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/alanpardew/ Donation not necessary

sorry, weeks

Programme notes via the Echo: The manager says he has "plenty of sympathy for the players and my staff who are not getting the rewards their efforts have merited". He goes on to praise Puncheon and Fonte before saving his biggest tribute for Lambert. Davis is described as "the best captain I have ever had" and Lallana has the "potential to join Lambert among this club's future greats." Nicola Cortese and the backroom staff are praised for their efforts in ensuring over 40,000 fans got to Wembley. Pardew closes by saying the players will be back in 4 weeks time for a mini pre season training spell.

Echo says withdrawn due to an advertising dispute. They have a copy of the programme and say there was nothing wrong with Pardew's comments in there. Stu was also right about Liebherr's travel arrangements.

It is a free, signed for Brighton, his contract ha run out and failed to agree a new contract.

You never know if you don't ask