Master Bates

I do miss benthelegend.

Had my benefits stopped due to being 22hrs late for signing on because I had to pick my 6 year old nephew up from school. I phoned the jobcentre in advance and they said it was fine and to go in between 12:30-1:30pm the next day or within 5 days. Went in the next day and I felt like a criminal due to the way I was spoken to etc then they said I might have my benefits stopped. I've now received a 4 page letter confirming it has ben stopped!!! It's the first i've claimed, I originally claimed for Income Support and Carers allowance in December as I was full time carer for my terminally ill mum but I wasn't allowed, I won't say why I think it is because i'll get infracted. The whole system sucks, meanwhile the benefit cheats continue to get away with it whilst us honest people get penalised for the slightest thing. C**ts! What do they expect me to have done, leave a 6year old kid on his own outside school for an hour or 2? Don't think so some how.

I can see Pompey doing Liverpool.

Taking 20mins to download!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100310/tuk-75-starlings-crashed-to-death-6323e80.html

Newcastle.

That word has given me a headache.

I have a white one, true story.

Well done Saints

I like to stick the shower on full blast and then spray the back of my balls, such a tremendous feeling!

Why thank you

The day for what? Being takenover? Dying? cost saving measures being implemented?

Congratulations

Don't get lost in the fields

I don't get it, but at least now I have a chinese accent.

He'll get bitten by a spider.

St Mary's, St Mary's, we're the famous SFC and we play at St Mary's. What's the number for Fleet cars?

Most probably already been posted, I did search but couldn't find it. Anyone know how to turn it into a downloadable mp3? Anyone got anymore?

I once had the highest score on spank the monkey, then one of the mods/admin reset the scores Think I still have the highest score on Mad Shark.

My name suggests I'm a happy clapper, or am I?

You not a fan of butter then?

No, thick cut cheese, mushrooms and 2 slices of ham in a buttered roll then stuck in the microwave for 1-1.5mins. Sauces optional. FWIW, i'm currently eating a Tikka Masala which I made.

Since the ban they've still always had pictures when we're playing at home, true story. If the ban had been lifted (which I doubt it has), Ian Murray would have been gloating about it by now.

Alas, Bleidelis did make the first team, live on Sky 3-0 up against Tranmere, Bleidelis came on for the second half and helped us lose 4-3.