Master Bates

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2988562/Chained-boy-8-put-up-for-sale-by-his-dad.html

Make one, I made 2.

I like dropping ants, woodlice etc into the webs then watching the spider either sink it's fangs in to it there and then or wrapping it up and dragging it off.

No, just the water from the wet clothes.

In the style of Martin Luther King, "I have a garden", I just find the tumble dryer a lot more easier, hanging washing on the line seems too tedious a job.

It killed my tumble dryer, was nice though having to light candles around the house, and no street lights meant more visible stars. It was weird at how dark it was. Anyone know what happened? I could smell burning for about 2 hours so guessing maybe an electric box got overheated. Anyone else effected?

Have we won yet?

People who only find things annoying on a Friday and no other day of the week.

Poetry in motion

I sang at him in the pub (Yoooou dooo not speak for me), he came over to find out what I was saying then everyone around me started singing "Block 42" to him, he wasn't impressed, not sure why. As for Chorley I used to work with his daughter, very fit.

The only place to be, every other Saturday Is strolling down the Fulham Road Meet your mates, have a drink, have a moan and start to think Will there ever be a blue tomorrow? We've waited so long, but we'd wait forever Our blood is blue and we would leave you never And when we make it, it'll be together... Oh oh oh Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea We're gonna make this a blue day Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea We're gonna make this a blue day Oi! Lalalalala Lalalalala Lalalalala... We've got some memories, albeit from the seventies When Ossie and co. restored our pride Now we've got hope in our team and suddenly it's not a dream We'll keep the blue flag flying high We've waited so long, but we'd wait forever Our blood is blue and we would leave you never And when we make it, it'll be together... Oh oh oh Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea We're gonna make this a blue day Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea We're gonna make this a blue day Oi! Lalalalala Lalalalala Lalalalala... Now even Heaven is blue today You should hear the Chelsea roar Hear the Chelsea roar... Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea We're gonna make this a blue day Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea We're gonna make this a blue day Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea We're gonna make this a blue day

Stig Johansen

Don't forget you're allowed to post bewbs now, as long as it's Page 3 type and not slutty type.

Preparing for the end of the world.

Why is the gold line now a white line under 'M' & 'P'? This certainly won't do

Sumo Stu

See, you almost caused idiots (i.e. me) to stay on the site all day pressing F5 waiting for the kits *wiggles right index finger*

No it doesn't, just details of when it'll be launched.

Would just like to say in regards to Fifa 2010 on the DS, HOW THE **** CAN I BE OFFSIDE IN MY OWN HALF?!?!?!

Botley Road, Sholing? If so the only times I ever remember Botley Road being blocked off are when the horses escape, unless you mean before 1983 or I just naturally missed it.

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One of them yeah, then there's also Frankie.

Yeah that's Mr & Mrs Bennett's daughter.

A man that won on the National Lottery has bought Portsmouth Football Club. In an interview following this, his wife was quoted as saying: 'God only knows what he'd have spent the winnings on had he matched 4 numbers!'

EX-SAINT Claus Lundekvam, who is accused of assaulting a woman, is seeking help for his problems, a court heard today. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8158599.Ex_Saint__seeking_help__court_hears/