Master Bates

I once had a breakfast sub, never again.

Not even I knew that one.

I had one signed by Ian Baird, but gave it to charity.

I used to like Alf, best ET ever.

Saying that though, I guess the Muslim could have stopped playing table tennis and stepped out the room for 2 mins. Who knows who's right and who's wrong on this occasion, six of one half a dozen of the other?

tbf I wouldn't expect a Muslim to observe our 2 minute silence. So imo the prisoner was wrong.

I challenge you, and raise you 4

wtf? This is a forum for Southampton Football Club fans to get together for a sing song, dance, and discussions, if you don't like it BOG OFF! p.s. Please take some time to visit the array of threads in The Muppet Show.

Coleen Rooney is tasty, like fish and chips.

Meaning he has 2 eyes which can see things. I love it when i've learnt a few things, learnting is great Facebook is carp, too many changes, my wall has become my status bar for some reason.

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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? Michael J Fox

But what's it got to do with Simon? The ref was quite poor imo.

Damn, I was hoping for Kanga.

I think he's already bored with us. Nice picture of Liebherr & Cortese at the Stadium yesterday looking as miserable as sin.

Name?

I added stars and took away stars so no one could try and guess the name Just to add, I received my free bottle (50ml) of Baileys coffee, which tasted nice, and my free sample of Lenor, which the washing machine can drink.

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How I Met Your Mother. Cobie Smulders would get it right up the arse.

I was banned for posting pictures of myself naked.

"Should Portsmouth be absorbed by a bigger club like Southampton"

You forgot PP.

So she was sandwiched in between you both, poor b!tch!

Tonight I had a tikka masala and I have leftovers, I'll be giving it the ole breakfast treatment.