Master Bates

This should be in the 'What turns you on?' thread imo

Supposed to be like that. Also, there's nothing wrong with a well hung turkey.

Any relation to Rickie?

I saw it but didn't want to mention it as she's the apple of my eye.

The one she punched in the back would get it.

On the contrary, Lowe still has his er... hers *EDIT He'd actually get it too

"We love you Marky!"

That's easy, because he's full of gas.

Should Samanda & Jedward start dating?

Yes there has

Just says the office overlooks the pitch.

Former Saints legend Francis Benali has returned to St Mary's Stadium. The company he is Director of (Luken Homes) have moved their headquarters to the Stadium with their office over looking the pitch. Benali said "It's a stunning location and enables us to establish the business in the way we have planned". More on page 29 of todays Echo.

Is this the same as Elton John being dead since 2 weeks ago?

Roll on January http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/107673/Africa-s-a-strain-on-Hart/

St Cortese & St Oldknow

Mark Fry's getting his arse pinched :shock:

It was for a 'Trigger Happy TV' style programme.

Some can be instant, but probably not in this instance.

Such a shame Kyle Eastmond is doing well, the Rugby Union clubs are sniffing around

We can we start singing 'down coz your Pompey, you're going down coz your Pompey.....' ??

I always used to think the Blarney Stone was part of the Berlin Wall, but then I went to Secondary School and was educated.

Im im im im im imagine a KFC Dominos P P P P Pizza, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm