Master Bates

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But what's it got to do with Simon? The ref was quite poor imo.

Damn, I was hoping for Kanga.

I think he's already bored with us. Nice picture of Liebherr & Cortese at the Stadium yesterday looking as miserable as sin.

Name?

I added stars and took away stars so no one could try and guess the name Just to add, I received my free bottle (50ml) of Baileys coffee, which tasted nice, and my free sample of Lenor, which the washing machine can drink.

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How I Met Your Mother. Cobie Smulders would get it right up the arse.

I was banned for posting pictures of myself naked.

"Should Portsmouth be absorbed by a bigger club like Southampton"

You forgot PP.

So she was sandwiched in between you both, poor b!tch!

Tonight I had a tikka masala and I have leftovers, I'll be giving it the ole breakfast treatment.

This should be in the 'What turns you on?' thread imo

Supposed to be like that. Also, there's nothing wrong with a well hung turkey.

Any relation to Rickie?

I saw it but didn't want to mention it as she's the apple of my eye.

The one she punched in the back would get it.

On the contrary, Lowe still has his er... hers *EDIT He'd actually get it too

"We love you Marky!"

That's easy, because he's full of gas.

Should Samanda & Jedward start dating?

Yes there has