Master Bates

Ok, what was actually said was: Asked specifically about West Ham, he replied: "I wouldn't dwell on the problems or previous owners. "What I would say to you is that travelling to Birmingham City Football Club and now having left them, it's a three hour journey to get there and a three hour journey to get back. "So I'd like to change that, now that I'm making a change in my life. I wouldn't want to go north of Watford to a new club. "Is West Ham south of Watford? Yes it is, but so is Brighton, Charlton, Southampton - there's lots. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5627767,00.html

No.

Same as teh saint sfc

lolcaster at this thread, some unintended funny stuff

Cheers to both

Anyone know what the score was and who scored? Cheerski

Solution to the postal strike, just pay all posties by cheque and send them in the post.

Blanche (Maggie Jones) from Corrie is ill, hope she fights it, don't think I could stand seeing Deidre Barlow crying yet again.

I was called sick yesterday morning.

Yeah, just on the corner of Delius Avenue.

Aaron Martin to be handed debut in the reserves tomorrow after impressing Pardew. Back page of the Echo. He looks very much like someone who lives near me, think it might just be him.

Then lots of people will be getting delayed infractions for the Michael Jackson kiddy jokes.

Not if you re-read the post.

Yeah I know, believe last time was 2003.

Fair play Leeds, we didn't want it

Died at 33 yrs old, what a bummer.

Has anyone mentioned: He runs down the leeeeeeeeeeft, he runs down the riiiiiiiiiight, Oh Papa Waigo, he is dynamite.

Pretty sure they'll have highlights Sunday on BBC 2.

Man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. "You're in luck" replied the librarian, "some bald bloke's just brought it back".

Squads announced: Mick Potter will choose from: 1. Paul Wellens, 2. Ade Gardner, 3. Matt Gidley, 5. Francis Meli, 6. Leon Pryce, 7. Sean Long, 9. Keiron Cunningham, 10. James Graham, 11. Lee Gilmour, 12. Jon Wilkin, 13. Chris Flannery, 14. James Roby, 15. Bryn Hargreaves, 16. Tony Puletua, 17. Paul Clough, 18. Kyle Eastmond, 23. Maurie Fa’asavalu, 24. Andrew Dixon, 28. Matty Ashurst. Leeds’ Head Coach, Brian McClennan, will choose from: 1. Brent Webb, 2. Scott Donald, 3. Lee Smith, 4. Keith Senior, 5. Ryan Hall, 6. Danny McGuire, 7. Rob Burrow, 8. Kylie Leuluai, 10. Jamie Peaco.ck, 11. Jamie Jones-Buchanan, 12. Ali Lauitiiti, 13. Kevin Sinfield, 14. Matt Diskin, 16. Ryan Bailey, 17. Ian Kirke, 18. Carl Ablett, 19. Luke Burgess, 21. Simon Worrall, 23. Kallum Watkins. Referee for the game, which kicks off at 6pm is Steve Ganson.

The original goes "Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh ( way-ooh)" Therefore it should go "Boom boom boom let me here you say Wai-go (Wai-go)" as you're asking them to say 'Waigo'. Would be a bit wierd if you ask them to say 'Papa' and then everyone responds with 'Waigo'. You see? "DO DO DO DO, PAPA WAIGO, DO DO DO DO, PAPA WAIGO"

Yeah, i'm sorry about that

A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't f*ck you if you were the last person alive." Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?" Wiped the smug look off her face.