Master Bates

Here we go http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4685488.Lallana_on_target_for_goalscoring_record/

No, this is part of an Echo special on Adam Lallana, all the above is listed in todays copy, therefore the Echo needs more interesting stuff to talk about, although I like this type of stuff. Nick must have only just bought his unless it's now only just online.

The Echo aren't counting Le Tiss as they're unsure whether he's a midfielder or striker. Buy todays Echo (where the above facts are from) and they explain everything.

As far as i'm aware he's a Saints fan.

Michael Fialka is the........

Nice to see Michelle's finally booked in for a brazilian.

Shhhh

Thanks.

If you have results 1-18 then bottom row, 3rd from the right. Safesearch moderate sorry, not off. Fercking nasty for moderate!

I just google imaged "odd gymnastic pictures" in which I was going to sarcastically provide a link to your response. I have now learned never EVER to google image "odd gymnastic pictures" with safe search off. I'm now off to clean my eyes after seeing a hairy scary image.

(Assuming that she's over 16) At least she won't moan during sex.

Before: "Hey Leona, your nose is f*ucking huge!" After:

In a nutshell, she's a butterface woman.

Confirmed in todays Echo.

Ok, what was actually said was: Asked specifically about West Ham, he replied: "I wouldn't dwell on the problems or previous owners. "What I would say to you is that travelling to Birmingham City Football Club and now having left them, it's a three hour journey to get there and a three hour journey to get back. "So I'd like to change that, now that I'm making a change in my life. I wouldn't want to go north of Watford to a new club. "Is West Ham south of Watford? Yes it is, but so is Brighton, Charlton, Southampton - there's lots. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5627767,00.html

No.

Same as teh saint sfc

lolcaster at this thread, some unintended funny stuff

Cheers to both

Anyone know what the score was and who scored? Cheerski

Solution to the postal strike, just pay all posties by cheque and send them in the post.

Blanche (Maggie Jones) from Corrie is ill, hope she fights it, don't think I could stand seeing Deidre Barlow crying yet again.

I was called sick yesterday morning.

Yeah, just on the corner of Delius Avenue.

Aaron Martin to be handed debut in the reserves tomorrow after impressing Pardew. Back page of the Echo. He looks very much like someone who lives near me, think it might just be him.