Master Bates

Wait until you see it as stain glass in a church window.

Well I love it.

Dear A Pardew and players, You don't have to worry too much about winning on Saturday now, my cousin was hoping for a win, but alas, the last Saints game he witnessed, via radio, was a 1-0 defeat. Sleep well, another Saints fan at peace.

Film chiefs have taken the unusual step of refusing to give a certificate to a sadistic horror movie. Distributors of Japanese movie Grotesque had hoped to be given an 18 certificate for the film, which involves torture such as amputation and eye-gouging. Selling or supplying the film would now be illegal. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090819/tuk-sadistic-horror-movie-in-cinema-ban-6323e80.html Such a shame

Pardew hopeful of a new defender by Saturday, so knowing us that'll be next week.

They hint that he could go straight into the line up where he is expected to make his debut. Announcement of his signing this morning.

Hammond starts Saturday.

AP, Saturday is a must must must must win, if we don't win then it'll be, to me, the biggest let down of all season. No pressure. Please

As above, I never took anyone off blaah blaah blaah

I never took anyone offski, I quitski, but then on the day of the Swiss takeover I re-started and you had to pm me if you wanted in You didn't pm :smt064 I ended up with just 4/5 peeps so I quit altogether, todays was just a one off.

You wouldn't be saying that if you just saw the pm I sent out.

Buzzards are too slow and lazy to catch a pigeon, let alone a plane. That was a sparrowhawk or falcon

I've given up on women.

Now i've seen it. Is that in your opinion or do you know too All imo of course

No didn't see it, still haven't seen it so will go have a look now.

Gordon Strachan, hence why they say they'll bring someone in before the summer transfer window. All imho of course.

SAINTS manager Alan Pardew has revealed he would welcome a sporting director at the club. As exclusively reported in the Daily Echo on Saturday, executive chairman Nicola Cortese announced he will appoint an experienced football figure to oversee the playing side of the club. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4550999.Pardew_in_favour_of_sporting_director/?ref=rss

AP in todays Echo say's he'd love a Football Director to help ease the pressure on Pardew. So in a nutshell, Alan Pardew is very happy still, go buy the Echo.

lolski http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A55856253 http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A55850916

She scares me, I don't add her.

Some peoples status' are great, for example: ****** ****** took oli to vets, and had to have him put to sleep. I hit "Like" and ****** ******* i found the hampster lol x smokey hurt it thou x ***** ******** take it to the vet, cat bites can kill a little hammie 6 minutes ago Master Bates Don't take it to the vet, it'll be dead on arrival. Just break it's neck and cook it now while it's still fresh. You can have a hot hammie sandwich. 2 minutes ago

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/business/4548916.Businesses__unaware__of_Saints_takeover/

Hence the wink at the end That Russian site translated: http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southampton.ru%2F

Considering it's not even September yet i'd say the site was very much alive

Swindon swines!?!? oust them out