Master Bates

Saints to win it for Longy

Re-read the name you put compared to mine

Is Markus Liebherr listed?

Quite disturbing to have put on GMTV this morning only to find a couple of kids singing a xmas song with a xmas tree and decorations in the background! Also, Bedfords in Bedford Place have xmas corner! So, what's everyone doing for Christmas this year

Yes please

As Pancake says, whooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

Pretty sure the picture is NSFW http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2670663/Six-foot-monster-skate-is-the-one-that-got-away.html

I also thought we finished 4-4-2, along with the commentators on Solent.

Looks like it, Boris Johnson stylee.

Get the !"$£^&)*(&^%$^£$%&(*^%^&* in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry if already mentioned, but at least 6 players must be regular first teamers.

Javi was quick

"It's a witch hunt" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2667938/I-paid-10million-income-tax.html

Double page spread on Pompey. Al Fahim sells majority of his holding to Ali al-Faraj. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/football/533969/New-owner-set-to-take-over-Portsmouth-this-week.html Dispute over Peter Crouch's transfer payment at the Skates. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/tottenham/533533/DISPUTE-OVER-CROUCH-TRANSFER-PAYMENT-Harry-Mandaric-put-my-Crouch-deal-cash-in-Monaco-bank.html Redknapp to be quizzed by Revenue and customs over his offshore accounts. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/football/533560/Harry-Redknapp-is-set-to-be-quizzed-again-by-Revenue-and-Customs-this-week.html

I have no idea what frivvy means.

Todays NOTW "If Al Fahim was watching from his hospital bed, he might have had a relapse. There were 3 of his players, tossing away those expensive jerseys. And to think, it was losing their shirts that got Pompey into this mess in the first place. Yet Jamie O'Hara, Aaron Mokoena and Younes Kaboul simply flung their tops - used just once - into the crowd. To hell with the cost. Maybe Al Fahim will deduct it from their wages. Oops sorry, they haven't got any."

In football, if a player calls the ref to book a player on the opposite side, the player who asked gets booked for dissent (sic?). If I called for infractions, would I then in turn be the one infracted?

My parents might have been sick perverts but at least I wasn't teased about being a virgin at school.

I've been doing a rain dance in the hope of some carnage, but it isn't working

Eastmond, I ****ing love you, bring on Leeds at Old Trafford

Not a pikey. Badger tikka masala is also nice. http://www.squidoo.com/southernroadkillcooking http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/341991/cooking_road_kill_food_and_nutrition.html?cat=5

As per above, injured.

Hajto, Robertson, who's next?

First time i've clicked on this thread, thought it was a thread about a league table for the best defenders. Read about EDL this morning, I see the pro's, I see the con's. I for one won't be getting involved and it doesn't need to be brought to our family friendly club. Keep it away from football.

You've got to be kid-ding.