Master Bates

I normally walk about with a long stick held vertically infront of me whilst I walk, destroys all hidden webs without your face getting covered. I only do this in my garden, not in public.

I thought he was doing a moses with his cuppa. Suntans are cool if they're real, and not the fake orange s**t. On another note, all guidos should be shot on site, retarded c**ts.

I have extra channels now including Quest, Mobilizer, and GAY Rabbit. On the plus side I now have Virgin instead of just Virgin+1.

A girl who sits in my row who must be about 8/9 received one of those letters, she was only stood up because she couldn't see due to the matey infront standing up, stupid but hey hoo.

Here here, it's about time I was recognised.

A fish going to meet a crustacean and a vegetable, mmm, seems normal I guess.

A fat girl carrying a rape alarm is like Pompey buying a trophy cabinet.

Saw VII - 3D Love it The writers of the fourth, fifth, and sixth entries of Saw, Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton, will return to write a seventh film in the franchise. This was confirmed later in the same month when David Hackl, director of the fifth installment, and producers Mark Burg and Oren Koules were also confirmed to be returning to make the seventh installment. During an event regarding the Dunstan and Melton penned film The Collector, it was confirmed that the 3D sequel will most likely be the seventh film, which is set to be released October 2010, keeping with the franchise releasing a film in that month. http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=11254

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Mum & Dad gets a thumbs up. Got a fair few sick & twisted films.

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I prefer Mick speaking for me rather than Nick. SISA Rule OK!

Who was/is it Sol Campbell's been seeing? I'm sure he's a rich american but can't remember his name!

Love it.

Can I sneek this in http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=16803

I used wartner, only supposed to use it once, i've used it twice in a week and the damn wart is still there

Worth a read The headlines are: "Pompey stabs Southampton in back in cruise trade war" One quote reads "So you want to know about the cruise business on the south coast? Who are you going to wrote to? Pompey, the naval City with it's pitiful handful of overblown passenger pedalos, or Southampton, which is home to the mightiest ocean going liners afloat? Exactly". Also in the sport, our average home attendance so far this season is better than Pompey's. Not bad for a 3rd tier club.

It sure was

I saw you stood next to it, one big tit will do to get my attention

David Schwimmer

Yep, couldn't not notice it, very good indeed.

Saw a pic of him stood next to Oldknow in the Echo today, both looked happy anyways, good to see McManaman still eats his crusts.

The Hills is good w@nking material, not as good as Hollyoaks though.

Not sure why she thinks i'm a celeb but ho hum.

n/t