Master Bates

15 fercking seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what you both mean RE "often hear people shouting either for their lost dog or kids messing about and so you become immune to the shouts."..

It's in todays Echo, Pardew isn't happy.

Too true

Can't be Swansea if Sky say both are English clubs

Don't agree that we're going back to the bad old days. It was a disgrace what happened, however luckily a one off. Unless West Ham get relegated and Millwall get promoted.

Jaidi was in the Directors box with his family. He was wearing jeans and a blue shirt. Not 100% he'll be signing. Source - The Echo

Holmes is where the heart is.

My contender for - Young Sports Personality of the Year award Kyle Eastmond, St Helens half-back Tipped as the future Sean Long.

Pompey no longer train at Eastleigh, they train at King Edward VI School, Wilton Road. So Pompey no longer train at Eastleigh, they train at King Edward VI School. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1208261/Are-Chimes-tolling-death-knell-Pompey.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0OtLQnbO4

So Pompey no longer train at Eastleigh, they train at King Edward VI School. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1208261/Are-Chimes-tolling-death-knell-Pompey.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0OtLQnbO4

They found Javi then.

Wait until you see it as stain glass in a church window.

Well I love it.

Dear A Pardew and players, You don't have to worry too much about winning on Saturday now, my cousin was hoping for a win, but alas, the last Saints game he witnessed, via radio, was a 1-0 defeat. Sleep well, another Saints fan at peace.

Film chiefs have taken the unusual step of refusing to give a certificate to a sadistic horror movie. Distributors of Japanese movie Grotesque had hoped to be given an 18 certificate for the film, which involves torture such as amputation and eye-gouging. Selling or supplying the film would now be illegal. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090819/tuk-sadistic-horror-movie-in-cinema-ban-6323e80.html Such a shame

Pardew hopeful of a new defender by Saturday, so knowing us that'll be next week.

They hint that he could go straight into the line up where he is expected to make his debut. Announcement of his signing this morning.

Hammond starts Saturday.

AP, Saturday is a must must must must win, if we don't win then it'll be, to me, the biggest let down of all season. No pressure. Please

As above, I never took anyone off blaah blaah blaah

I never took anyone offski, I quitski, but then on the day of the Swiss takeover I re-started and you had to pm me if you wanted in You didn't pm :smt064 I ended up with just 4/5 peeps so I quit altogether, todays was just a one off.

You wouldn't be saying that if you just saw the pm I sent out.