Master Bates

About 5-8 cans, followed by a brandy, followed by half a pint of wine, with smokes inbetween. Would you like to give me a liver test?

Dotty the Daschund, with a slipped disc, in her wheelchair Windsor, the giant tortoise, has a set of wheels fitted Patna the baby rhino is fed by a zoo keeper, in Berlin, after breaking her leg This penguin, in New Zealand, sports some little blue shoes after being rescued from the Antarctic Patient Horace the hedgehog waits peacefully for his leg to heal Meet Chhouk, an orphaned baby Asian elephant, who can now walk after being fitted with a prosthetic foot A volunteer puts a home made walking frame on an injured dog, at an Animal Protection Centre, in China

Ethel the paralysed rabbit is the first in Britain to receive a new lease of life with a custom built chariot Plenty of injured animals and pets have received a helping hand from human invention. Two-month-old Lucky (AKA MizzMintz) the duckling walking with her new sandal at home in Newport This buzzard had a lucky escape, after it was hit by a London Midland train, only suffering a broken femur Former police sniffer dog Max, who walks with a specially designed trolley, playing among the leaves in Tiverton, Devon Gay the elephant wearing a special pair of slippers to ease her aching feet, at Paignton Zoo, in Devon. Afrika, the paralysed cat, with his set of wheels that enable him to walk Hoppy, the three legged tortoise, has a mini skate board fitted to help him get around

I'm normally on my last legs after a few too.

Great report, great quotes from JPS too.

If I was on facebook, I would like this.

That's true, I have a dog

Normally it's me who's paying, but she's worth it

In Quotes from Pardew Out Saint Charlie

I will Danielle

nickh's the one who started it all.

But to Millwall, he'll always be "the one that got away".

I've never been a plant Maybe a weeping willow on the odd ocassion but not a plant.

It is a State of California beach 3.3 miles south on Highway 1 from Half Moon Bay. I loved it and can't wait to go back.

Er.... well..... yes http://www.holmepage.co.uk/beerfest/centpksfest.gif

I was starting to believe you, until near the end.

Pahars was a midget yet he was big.

Is that not dated a week ago?

Dated a week ago.

That other thread I apologise for, spoke to one of the people who runs Yates, she said there definitely wasn't any trouble, let alone a stabbing. This morning I spoke to the person who told me and needless to say he'll be having some very strong words with the person who said it.

What's a rupert?

Him and his mates got chased for wearing their Saints tops near Hoglands Park opposite Yates, causing the friends to split from one another.

Yeah, the kid now scared to attend matches, tis a shame, but hopefully he'll recover soon and come back to St Marys..

Todays Echo has a story about a young Saints fan chased by Millwall fans. The nice policeman advised the kid to hide in a bush. The kid hid in the bush, after a while he then ran to St Marys church and hid in the churchyard, then eventually got a taxi and went home. Poor kiddy wink, he's now scared to attend matches.