Master Bates

That's who I was just thinking.

tickets@saintsfc.co.uk

Dave Jones "The day my wife accused Rupert Lowe of killing me". Only in tomorrows echo.

Former Forest striker Stern John, 32, has agreed a new one-year deal with Southampton.

Explains why he has no squad number too.

CRYSTAL Palace are closing in on a double capture - Southampton striker Stern John and Derby defender Claude Davis. http://www.southlondon-today.co.uk/tn/Sport.cfm?id=29649&headline=Exclusive:

No, they don't get any points, it was just a friendly.

Don't suppose there's a video link to 'that goal' anywhere?

Any live commentary/updates for Eastleigh tonight?

Snakes and Skates, 2 very different things.

Can't see Smirking Saint being Crouchie, not when Crouchie works full time in a prison.

You should speak to my brother.

Is it not a Saints XI?

Nothing about the match in my paper today.

+24

You wouldn't hear me say this often but...... Go Redknapp!

We turned down Iain Dowie. http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/tm_method=full%26objectID=21548513%26siteID=93463-name_page.html

Pardew in the Echo today saying Saga & Rasiak have told him they want out.

3-0

I said we'd win if it was sunny today

Don't tell me, got subbed off for Lancashire? And don't tell me, Hearts have made 2 subs? The OS Rulez!

Oo are you our live update? Damn, if only I had known and I would have stopped the live updates from the OS, even though they seem to be quicker than you.

RIP Sweet Prince.

Why not a one day free trial today?

Yukky