Master Bates

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2009/08/05/hartbreak-hotel-115875-21572070/

ditto

Delete the above article except for the first line, and obviously the link

PORTSMOUTH were last night staring into the abyss with even their own executive chairman admitting: We may have to sell more players. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2569736/Sob-Storrie-as-Pompey-in-crisis.html

Myself, my mum & brother have contributed to my dad's demise due to smoking. My dad has never smoked and now has chronic obstructive bronchitis and emphysema (COPD) which is caused by heavy smoking, in his case passively. Smokers are c**ts.

Fair enough.

Think there'd only be a problem if an adult used a childs ticket.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4524891.Crouch__I_m_sticking_with_Saints/

Murty unveiled this week. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4524892.Murty_looks_set_to_sign_for_Saints/

Pahars, Oh Pahars, Wherefore art thou Pahars...

+1.

I always go on my own.

Cheers ART

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Wilkins

2 players either today or Monday.

+1.

RIP Sir

Leon Crouch will be at Eastleigh this weekend being presented with a framed shirt. Through his company, the Fullers Group, Crouch has agreed to become the new shirt sponsor of the Spitfires. It's not the first time Eastleigh have benefited from Crouch's generosity. 2 years ago he donated £5,000 to provide a scoreboard for their Silverlake Stadium. Full story in todays echo. Crouch, you sir are still a gent.

They got Viduka. And.... http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/jul/31/sulaiman-al-fahim-portsmouth-united-nations

How many players does it take to change a light bulb?

Not if you read the article it wasn't. Go on, go buy the echo if you're down South and have a read, or go buy the book.

Was it not his book signing day? http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=393503&postcount=1

Saying that, there's also the chance to win a copy of the book (5 available).

Zaki signing falls through I like this bit I wonder what he said. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/frattonlatest/Kalinic-deal-collapses.5507589.jp

Zaki signing falls through I like this bit I wonder what he said. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/frattonlatest/Kalinic-deal-collapses.5507589.jp