Master Bates

Old people should be shot.

'Likes this'

I believe in you.

Schneiderlin will still be here after 5pm.

Echo says 3, one possibly being Jaidi.

I hate it when my leg goes floppy too.

tbf, it does look like a Roman Emperor. His name was Seleucus I Nicator. Seleucus I (ca. 358-281 B.C.), a Macedonian general, was a Companion of Alexander the Great, king of Babylonia and Syria, and founder of the Seleucid empire and dynasty.

15 fercking seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what you both mean RE "often hear people shouting either for their lost dog or kids messing about and so you become immune to the shouts."..

It's in todays Echo, Pardew isn't happy.

Too true

Can't be Swansea if Sky say both are English clubs

Don't agree that we're going back to the bad old days. It was a disgrace what happened, however luckily a one off. Unless West Ham get relegated and Millwall get promoted.

Jaidi was in the Directors box with his family. He was wearing jeans and a blue shirt. Not 100% he'll be signing. Source - The Echo

Holmes is where the heart is.

My contender for - Young Sports Personality of the Year award Kyle Eastmond, St Helens half-back Tipped as the future Sean Long.

Pompey no longer train at Eastleigh, they train at King Edward VI School, Wilton Road. So Pompey no longer train at Eastleigh, they train at King Edward VI School. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1208261/Are-Chimes-tolling-death-knell-Pompey.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0OtLQnbO4

So Pompey no longer train at Eastleigh, they train at King Edward VI School. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1208261/Are-Chimes-tolling-death-knell-Pompey.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0OtLQnbO4

They found Javi then.

Wait until you see it as stain glass in a church window.

Well I love it.

Dear A Pardew and players, You don't have to worry too much about winning on Saturday now, my cousin was hoping for a win, but alas, the last Saints game he witnessed, via radio, was a 1-0 defeat. Sleep well, another Saints fan at peace.

Film chiefs have taken the unusual step of refusing to give a certificate to a sadistic horror movie. Distributors of Japanese movie Grotesque had hoped to be given an 18 certificate for the film, which involves torture such as amputation and eye-gouging. Selling or supplying the film would now be illegal. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090819/tuk-sadistic-horror-movie-in-cinema-ban-6323e80.html Such a shame