Master Bates

Epically

Hey! I don't remember putting out a team that was beaten by a lower league opponent, then again, I don't remember what I done last night let alone something from decades ago.

Happy Birthday TVR & Happy Birthday to Jillyanne.

Nice that they showed all the penalties.

Mine are all food related. Since moving jobs to Shirley Road I have been able to try very different foods, which are as follows. Warm Mango Flavoured crisps by Lays - different, nice to begin with, but after a few they taste rank. Cheeseburger flavoured crisps by Nobby's - tastes foul, do not recommend. Cheese & Ham toasties by Directors Cut - a very nice tasty snack to eat anytime Peter's Sausage & Bean slice - not as tasty as I thought it would be, the beans don't really have much taste. Malaga Czekoladki nadziewane by Wawel - surprising nice. Dark chocolate with a creamy caramel filling with currants. Would love to try 'Tiki Taki' next.

I used to say 'simple' at the end of most sentences, since the meerkat thing i've stopped so people don't think i'm being a sad little ***** by copying an unimaginative figure head.

Obviously the page. Funny stuff though.

Going to be quite an exciting match if the first game we played each other this season is anything to go by. An emotional day too for both sets of fans, Sean Long (13yrs service) bows out to join Hull, whilst a Leeds players bows out to join Rugby Union. Being biased, i'm going for a St Helens win, who's with me?

Do you still dress up as Santa for the kiddywinks?

Saints to win it for Longy

Re-read the name you put compared to mine

Is Markus Liebherr listed?

Quite disturbing to have put on GMTV this morning only to find a couple of kids singing a xmas song with a xmas tree and decorations in the background! Also, Bedfords in Bedford Place have xmas corner! So, what's everyone doing for Christmas this year

Yes please

As Pancake says, whooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

Pretty sure the picture is NSFW http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2670663/Six-foot-monster-skate-is-the-one-that-got-away.html

I also thought we finished 4-4-2, along with the commentators on Solent.

Looks like it, Boris Johnson stylee.

Get the !"$£^&)*(&^%$^£$%&(*^%^&* in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry if already mentioned, but at least 6 players must be regular first teamers.

Javi was quick

"It's a witch hunt" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2667938/I-paid-10million-income-tax.html

Double page spread on Pompey. Al Fahim sells majority of his holding to Ali al-Faraj. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/football/533969/New-owner-set-to-take-over-Portsmouth-this-week.html Dispute over Peter Crouch's transfer payment at the Skates. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/tottenham/533533/DISPUTE-OVER-CROUCH-TRANSFER-PAYMENT-Harry-Mandaric-put-my-Crouch-deal-cash-in-Monaco-bank.html Redknapp to be quizzed by Revenue and customs over his offshore accounts. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/football/533560/Harry-Redknapp-is-set-to-be-quizzed-again-by-Revenue-and-Customs-this-week.html