Master Bates

I'm too much of a pussy to get a tattoo. Speaking of which, nice pussy cat thread in 'the muppet show'

One of the Sunday tabloids mentioned a pitch invasion by Saints fans after the equaliser on Saturday. Are we likely to face a fine?

To sign today for a 5 figure sum plus a sell on clause according to the Echo.

Todays Echo says Pardew should drop 4-5-1 and revert back to 4-4-2 permanently. Also another article suggesting we'll be starting 4-4-2 on Friday. On a lighter note, there is quite a funny pic of 'Benthelegend' in the Echo, i'm sure people with a copy can guess which one he is

Nowt wrong with that, i'd do the same.

I like to build a dam out of my mash down the middle of the plate, I then cut the pie in half and watch the gravy run towards the dam and get blocked, then I make little holes in my dam (mash) and then watch in horror as the gravy leaks through the holes in the dam and contaminate the baked beans. That is all.

"Gran’s bridge plunge death was suicide" No way! And there was me thinking she was climbing up to look over the sides and slipped. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4713764.Gran___s_bridge_plunge_death_was_suicide/

We score when it's 4-4-2, I prefer 4-4-2. Not a pointless post, don't tell him to f**k off, Up the Prof.

Funnily enough in todays Echo there's a picture on Netley Abbey with a dark figured ghost in it.

Correct according to todays Echo.

I say admin by Nov 12th, although Friday 13th Nov would be better.

I also have one of me I can send via pm

Nooooooooo, just googled 'cute porn' me thinks it illegal.

Done

My mum would not have told you that.

Glad i'm useful for something.

Could be a number of omens, for example, I haven't washed my saints shirt since the last time we lost and i've been playing my music in a different order since the last time we lost.

Is this old news? An Israeli businessman reportedly interested in backing Portsmouth has had three of his businesses placed in receivership. http://www.thejc.com/sport/sport-news/21437/doubt-over-pompey

Tell the truth, you wouldn't want to jump off the bridge because you wouldn't want to be the cause of devastating tsunamis. See, you have a soft side in you somewhere

Because they've all now gone from temp to perm they think they can get a bit laxed, time they all got demoted back down to temp's to help keep them on their toes and make them realise that they need to do their jobs properly or get sacked..

Ah hum....