Master Bates

I like the Queen. Life expectancy is so poor in Pompey that if you reach 100 you don't get a telegram, instead the Queen knocks on the door and does a handstand with a sparkler up her ar5e.

December 12th

Plastic Saint

+1.

Wow, we can get 2 free seats!!!!!

Taking a group of people.

Some stupid old bint spent £3000 on it

A brick made of poo?

FORMER SAINTS chairman Leon Crouch has hit back at criticisms from the men who replaced him in power. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3944399.Stakes_upped_by_Crouch_in_Saints_blame_game/ FORMER Saints chairman Leon Crouch insists the only way the club can ever prosper again is to attract new investment. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3944398.Crouch__Outside_investment_is_only_way/ LEON Crouch is calling on the thousands of stayaway Saints fans to return – and help ensure supporters aren’t blamed for any more player sales next month. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3944401.Ex_chairman_calls_for_stayaway_fans_to_back_young_guns/

Luckily mine was before the other one was posted, just been revived. 21/11 - http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=5333&highlight=spider Ewwww, Henry & Michael Jackson, now there's a thought.

At least you all have girlfriends to moan about, NOW QUIT MOANING YOU CHARLIE UMBERELLA NOVEMBER TANGO'S

Very moreish stuff, buy that over Lambrini any day.

+1. Works for me. Did you do me on facebook?

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I've found the League http://www.cpl-wellington.org.nz/

Is it April 1st?

Palace.

As it's on Setanta does this mean we'll win?

What's a 'Sunday'?

Charming.

Saw it and it was cool, now it's cloudy though.

Booked a second date yet we haven't had the first one yet

Haven't even met yet