Master Bates

Only by 9 years. Has it happened yet?

17 goals in 78 games, go for it 5 first team goals in 29. Should get 9 in 46 games surely.

Right back

I didn't know if we did or not, I'm getting lost

Chelsea Lavia bid rejected

Chelsea Lavia bid not accepted yet

Yeah I forgot about Downes....

Grimes probably

I say why not, give it ago in the next cup match........

41

How old is Guly?

But it's happened

Wade Garrett

Old news, come on keep up 🤓

It's time for Kirk from Corrie

Been reported in media

Smallbone wants to leave

Saints reject £7m from Sheff Utd for Smallbone

The end is nigh

Who could be mean, Adams? McCarthy? Lyanco, Djenepo and Mara? Aww shucks, I had a new song for Djenepo too. Djenepo (PO!), He is as shit as you knoooow, We should have just let him go, You are destructable-le, Better belieeeeeve, Djenepo

Funnily enough, For ten was involved in a Champions League qualifier tonight.

I was replying to @Lighthouse comment about Christ. But I don't think any of us are ok tbf

I can do nuns with boobs, in nun bikinis, let me know I'll hook you up in The Muppet Show. Didn't age well though btw, the post, Pompey won. Nuns don't age well either, so, yeah.

He looked even shitter before he got put on the cross.

He couldn't throw a baby off a balcony, let alone a game.