Pamplemousse

Here's some news for you. We've offered €5M for Jan Bednarek of Lech Poznan. But they're holding out for €6M. In any case, seems likely he'll be our first signing of the summer.

1.6/10 Turkish does the best trolling on this website, you should aspire to be like him more.

Where's your foam hand and vuvuzela? You're just another plastic.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40291724 Congratulations to him!

I'm keen on getting the job too.

I reckon it'll be Hugo. Inside job.

The team I follow in France unveiled their kit by hiding three of them and organising a treasure hunt in the city. They have a series of clues relating to famous landmarks in the area, and you had to upload a selfie of yourself with said landmark in the background before receiving the next clue.

This forum really needs a "like" function for posts like this.

But VVD had 100% been modelling the new kit. Guaranteed. Or was the poster not telling the truth...?

Where's the brand new positive Heisenberg gone?

So what if he has an interest in these things? I enjoy The9's passion for the kits.

Wasn't it mentioned on here by someone that Tuchel was going on a 6 month sabbatical?

Are there any other sources apart from a random Sky reporter?

I hope people will now stop quoting the bookies' odds. They mean FA.

Meltdown time

Ranieri just got a job at Nantes! Sloppy indeed. Wilson mentions "other German options". Who's that guy in his 20s?

Hahahahaha Crook, only a few minutes ago, said "expect a quick appointment" Wilson: "no decision is likely within the next week"

Classless. J Rod is crap anyway, had an opportunity to step up when Austin got injured and failed miserably. Hope he and his brother enjoy West Brom.

Let's get Kenny Jackett in as the new assistant manager. Financially, we could if we wanted to. It'd be worth it for the meltdown on the other side of Hampshire.

Alex Crook is suggesting that us announcing it at 10pm is an attempt to stuff the media

Black only got the job because he could speak French! So can I, where do I apply for the assistant manager's job? Unfortunately I can't speak German though, so no place for me in Tuchel's team

Yup, I agree with this. Everyone else would be a let down. There's no way we'll go for Pellegrini, he does not fit us at all. And he'd be an underwhelming appointment.

I think in time Puel will go on to prove himself. He'll go back to France probably, regain his reputation. Perhaps he'll then end up at a Champions League team, someone like Anderlecht or Basel perhaps. I will wish him well in his future endeavours. Eric Black can go though.

As many of who are aware, I still would have preferred to keep Puel. However, if the club have someone else better lined up, then it's a decision I will support. I think there's only one person who would fit that criteria, and that's Thomas Tuchel. Pellegrini, Sherwood, whoever else available would be a backwards step.