Pamplemousse

This is about as realistic as Maradona joining the skates

Yeh I don't like that design at all. Too much red on it, personally I'd prefer the sleeves to be striped as well but if they are going to be just the one colour then white over red.

It's fairly common knowledge that Zlatan wants one season in the Premier League before moving to the MLS. He will go to a club that plays in the Champions League and can realistically win the league, not for the team in 7th spot and potential Europa League qualifiers in Kazakhstan.

Calling Monk and K,Billy's supersound to the main board

Ho ho ho, thanks for taking the bait

Not just Bournemouth who are cheating, but Leicester too... I'm also surprised that brought our debt up yet either

Meanwhile on POL they are having a go at Bournemouth for apparently cheating their way to the promotion by overspending...

Throwback to 2008 when we relegated Leicester...

This will have a huge effect on Tottenham. Remember Huddersfield after we pipped them to 2nd spot in League 1? They were points ahead of the other teams in the playoff spots but ended up losing to Peterborough.

My possibly dodgy mathematics suggests the odds were 10,178/1 (rounding up the decimal points) using the permutations involving Oxford, Plymouth and B Rovers. If you use the odds of Accrington losing both matches then it would have been even higher.

Cheer up Pochettino oh what can it mean to a sad argie bastard and a sh!t football team

Spurs have lost the plot mentally.

Desmond!

They're only trolls if people react.

First time Rickie's been back at SMS for so long. MLT always makes an appearance every now and again. As CB Fry said, very bizarre post.

Dembélé caught on camera gouging Costa's eye so he'll be banned for our game

2-0 now

Turkish? Glasgow?

Also means that Leicester and Everton are still the the only teams we haven't beaten this season (apart from Spurs and Palace who we still have to play)

POL trying to dispel some of our own myths

Who is Martinez?

I said last week that our next two games against City and Spurs would be easy and I was mocked for it.

What a stupid goal to give away.

Pelle isn't injured so interesting that he's not in the team at all. I guess that means he is off then in the summer.