Pamplemousse

Their Iranian investor doesn't strike me as the patient type...

I wonder if Guan will be able to provide us with an update

At least we finally know why Liverpool fans call them the bitters

You have to pity Liverpool. It's a place in terminal decline because of its geography. As we do more trade with Europe, our port becomes more and more important.

They want to announce Marc Overmars as their director of football apparently

Negative points for you

You are officially ITK

So who earlier said Virgin Media? I need to update the points on my ITK spreadsheet

Moyes wouldn't be a bad option. At least he'd be more prepared to give some of the academy lads a chance. I think there are a better options though.

I hope it is AVB. I know he said his time was done in England but we all know that what a manager says a few months (or even weeks) ago means nothing

Adam Blackmore said there was and I'm pretty sure he's much more connected

Just asked some French friends of mine. None of them knew that Everton were supposedly a big fish in Europe.

Adam Blackmore says that he's been told that Everton can't sign our players

They're all over Twitter too. One of them is trying to tell me that it was Everton's ambition and absolutely not the money that convinced him to move.

Yawn. Everton's history is irrelevant

http://www.arc-trust.org Amphibian and Reptile Conservation A fitting choice for that snake.

West Ham fans are just as gobby as Everton ones but at least they have European football to shout about. For all Everton's so called history they are just another mid table team. They're the Liverpool version of West Brom.

Watford fans seemed to be happy with his departure from what I can gather.

Everton fans won't be back here when we finish above them in the league. Again.

Everton fans on Twitter seem very disappointed that they're not getting Dave Watson. On the other hand, they hate Sammy Lee. I think a rousing rendition of 'There's only one Sammy Lee' will wind them up at Goodison

Thank god for that. We will get someone better in, hopefully someone who will not royally **** up the Europa League campaign

I'm sure I've seen VVD and a £40M release clause mentioned. No idea if there is any truth to that though.

As Portsmouth's an island that would be a bit difficult. Education has never been been a big thing in Liverpool evidently.

Come on GuineaPig. You've got one more post left, better make this one count. You know you can do better. Even by your standards your attempts at trolling have been very disappointing tonight.

Paul Cook it is then