Pamplemousse

Much better

The only thing that could be possibly worse than this would be when/if the skates leave Nottarf Krap for pastures new.

All over. Come on Chelsea and Stoke

On the plus side, it does mean we could still possibly finish in 5th #everycloud

They deserve the win tbh

3-2 ********

******** 2-2

YESSS!!! 2-1 MARTIAL

Sky Sports Statto ‏@SkySportsStatto 15s15 seconds ago Following Martial's goal, 13 clubs now have a player with 10 or more PL goals this season. Southampton have the most (Long, Mane & Pelle)

The first match at the Olympic Stadium will be played behind doors at this rate. Now that would be amusing.

West Ham keep missing golden chances

The funny thing is that LVG will be furious at this route one goal.

You can never ever ever write off Man Utd. Ever.

YESSSS!!!!

Nice new advert for Nivea Boy

Well we needed 1 out of 3 results to go our way. So far this one isn't so we'll need Chelsea or Stoke to do us a favour.

So were Swansea supposedly

Payet misses a golden chance. They might just rue these missed opportunities. Man Utd are awful though

Oh dear Rooney

Goal disallowed

Wow Carroll should've made that 2-0

We might need to get the nuns out soon

1-0 West Ham

I hate West Ham more than Spurs I think. I remember from the Championship how they expected to walk that league. Vile club, vile supporters.