Pamplemousse

My possibly dodgy mathematics suggests the odds were 10,178/1 (rounding up the decimal points) using the permutations involving Oxford, Plymouth and B Rovers. If you use the odds of Accrington losing both matches then it would have been even higher.

Cheer up Pochettino oh what can it mean to a sad argie bastard and a sh!t football team

Spurs have lost the plot mentally.

Desmond!

They're only trolls if people react.

First time Rickie's been back at SMS for so long. MLT always makes an appearance every now and again. As CB Fry said, very bizarre post.

Dembélé caught on camera gouging Costa's eye so he'll be banned for our game

2-0 now

Turkish? Glasgow?

Also means that Leicester and Everton are still the the only teams we haven't beaten this season (apart from Spurs and Palace who we still have to play)

POL trying to dispel some of our own myths

Who is Martinez?

I said last week that our next two games against City and Spurs would be easy and I was mocked for it.

What a stupid goal to give away.

Pelle isn't injured so interesting that he's not in the team at all. I guess that means he is off then in the summer.

Terrible defending

I agree, I still think Liverpool will just about finish above us. But it gives us something to look forward to in these final matches, which makes a change from our usual end of season petering out.

Their additional game is against Chelsea so it's not a guaranteed 3 points by any means.

Talking of POL, they are trying very hard to mock us for celebrating the 76 cup final win.

Oh dear, on POL they are already preparing for the 'invasion of 40k at Wembley' Only 40k, can they not manage 50k like another South Coast team...?

Nah, the big occasion of the League 2 playoffs will get to the referee and inevitably all of the big decisions will go against them, there's a conspiracy from the Football League and Sky to keep them down there.

Meanwhile, an unsurprising news story from the island... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/crooked-treasurer-swindled-17-000-in-shock-betrayal-1-7359056

Portsmouth will definitely play Plymouth in the play offs then.