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We will still finish above Everton next season. They'll be lucky to finish in the top 8.

Oh how I will laugh if it ends up like Villa or QPR. Or for real comedy value. Portsmouth, but it'd be unlikely they'd fall that far.

Given that a new 5 year plan has been set out by the board hopefully the manager will sign a 5 year contract. It'll be interesting to see the length of RK's at Everton

I wish I could go to POL and get some quotes about how they are all laughing about is currently but technology issues mean I can't at the moment. So we will just have to pretend how jealous we are of them.

I've got a load of inflatable snakes and I'm going to go down to Staplewood and protest outside. Who's with me???

ART and Alpine should both have their internet access restricted at times like this

Sammy Lee will 100% not be going to Everton.

Nice try Charlie but you can't troll us polyglots

AVB would make sense given his vast experience in European competitions. He would take the Europa League seriously

AVB left Spurs when they were 7th. For us that would not be too shabby all things considering. He would be an amazing appointment by us.

Yes I just saw the and AVB

Is it a smiley face or sad face? Or would that be too much info?

That's the VMan. He came back to gloat when Liverpool beat us 6-1 but oddly hasn't returned since then

I think we should go for Paul Cook if we go for a manager already based on the South Coast

Anyone know how Alpine is? Can someone check that he's feeling OK currently?

The only manager I would want is Pellegrini. The other choices do not inspire me really

Maybe it's a secret ploy by us. We let Everton speak to Koeman. They give him detailed plans for their upcoming season. He comes back to us, signs a new contract and we learn valuable information...

Interesting quotes from Lewis Coombes on Twitter. He has spoken to Ron's agent.

Everton do though have more HissTory

I hope everyone will be purchasing inflatable snakes to take with us to Goodison next season

As Sammy Lee is a red there is no way he will end up at Goodison. The only men who are Ronald's are Erwin and Jan Kluitenberg.

Every club in the Premier League has serious cash. Thankfully we invest it in the right areas. If they want to spunk it all and end up like Villa or QPR then that's their choice.

Oh well the Everton fan has used up his posts so let's all ignore him like the football world is ignoring Everton following another season of mid table obscurity

I bet you anything we will still finish above Everton whatever happens. Again.

Note that these articles say that Everton want Koeman, not that he wants to go there.