Pamplemousse

Pompey losing to second bottom York

TGI Friday's

Got to go for our top goalscorer Pelle

They're an American pharmaceutical company

Don't discount the Ricky Holmes factor. He will be desperate to beat the DFCSBs.

I've heard it's TY

Europe surely over now

Huh? Microsoft is based in Seattle

To be fair, at the start of the season I would have been very happy with a top half finish. At least with 4 games to go we are still fighting for something. We just need West Ham to slip up tomorrow against Leicester

Anything less than a convincing victory will be unacceptable.

This seems a good time to post this quote from Corporate Ho/Banker on POL a couple of days ago

At least we've got Villa next

Tadic takes too long to shoot, cross, whatever. Yes he creates chances but he is a frustrating player.

Once again our finishing ability, or lack of it, is on full display.

Do you remember last season against Everton at home when we played a significantly weakened team due to injuries/suspensions and ended up beating them 3-0...

The more games they play, the busier their fixture schedule will be, which is good news for us in our battle for European football.

From POL That rules out the PFC Ultras then

With Lallana, as far as I am concerned it is all water under the bridge. But Lovren will always be hated by Saints fans. What an utter utter tit.

Everton fans seem to think Laurent Blanc will leave PSG for them as well Koeman wouldn't leave us for them, Everton is a drop down and I can see an exodus this summer.

True. This does seem to be far more than just a kit deal. I hadn't realised there was no information on the actual kit.

Is there really any need for a new thread?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/south-coast-not-lol The choice for number 11 is rather surprising. I'm amazed they didn't choose the most passionest and bestest stadium in the whole of the footballing world.

Young Player of the year is anyone aged 23 or under at the start of the season so the players who could qualify are Targett, JWP, Mané, Cedric, Gazzaniga, Reed, Romeu, Caulker and Juanmi

And on POL, on a thread about half and half scarves, this image cropped up...

Some interesting stats: Out of Everton's total number of points, only 41% of them have come at home, and only Aston Villa have conceded more goals at home than them. Which could be good news as we're one of the lowest scorers away from home.