Pamplemousse

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36180830 It's repeated here too that 8th place could possibly qualify. Are we 100% sure that 8th cannot qualify under any circumstances?

More information from POL

Sevilla wear our white, white, black combination we had in 2010-11 (minus the sash), so another reason for us to support them. Hopefully, West Ham will lose all of their remaining games and we can pip them to 6th spot. Although unfortunately I don't think that will happen.

The easiest thing would be for us to finish 6th and forget about all of these permutations.

I quite like this one about him

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10253604/champions-league-and-europa-league-qualification-for-premier-league-teams-explained Seems like the only way the 8th placed team qualifies is if Man City win the CL, Liverpool win the EL and Man Utd win the FA Cup.

Seems like Corporate Ho has something to say on the issue. Shame he can't be man enough to post it on here himself instead of throwing his toys out of the pram on POL (pun very much intended)

We'll have to wait another week for the cup final as well. COME ON MAN UTD!!!!

They're still bleeding going on about expanding the stadium, when they can't even regularly pack the park why are they bothering?

This is about as realistic as Maradona joining the skates

Yeh I don't like that design at all. Too much red on it, personally I'd prefer the sleeves to be striped as well but if they are going to be just the one colour then white over red.

It's fairly common knowledge that Zlatan wants one season in the Premier League before moving to the MLS. He will go to a club that plays in the Champions League and can realistically win the league, not for the team in 7th spot and potential Europa League qualifiers in Kazakhstan.

Calling Monk and K,Billy's supersound to the main board

Ho ho ho, thanks for taking the bait

Not just Bournemouth who are cheating, but Leicester too... I'm also surprised that brought our debt up yet either

Meanwhile on POL they are having a go at Bournemouth for apparently cheating their way to the promotion by overspending...

Throwback to 2008 when we relegated Leicester...

This will have a huge effect on Tottenham. Remember Huddersfield after we pipped them to 2nd spot in League 1? They were points ahead of the other teams in the playoff spots but ended up losing to Peterborough.

My possibly dodgy mathematics suggests the odds were 10,178/1 (rounding up the decimal points) using the permutations involving Oxford, Plymouth and B Rovers. If you use the odds of Accrington losing both matches then it would have been even higher.

Cheer up Pochettino oh what can it mean to a sad argie bastard and a sh!t football team

Spurs have lost the plot mentally.

Desmond!

They're only trolls if people react.

First time Rickie's been back at SMS for so long. MLT always makes an appearance every now and again. As CB Fry said, very bizarre post.