Pamplemousse

Imagine going through your whole life with that terrible accent holding you back.

It's times like this that I miss Corporate Ho

I think the club will be looking at someone like Pochettino. It's obvious that the club was not happy with the lack of young players given an opportunity and I hope the next manager will be more prepared to do so. I do like the sound of Pereira.

I'd love it to be true, but I can't see Les Reed being that manipulative. Unless it was Krueger's idea...

People pronouncing Laurent Blanc's name wrong would wind me up too much I think. Law-ron Blon

Unless we get some far flung outfit in Kazakhstan

Their Iranian investor doesn't strike me as the patient type...

I wonder if Guan will be able to provide us with an update

At least we finally know why Liverpool fans call them the bitters

You have to pity Liverpool. It's a place in terminal decline because of its geography. As we do more trade with Europe, our port becomes more and more important.

They want to announce Marc Overmars as their director of football apparently

Negative points for you

You are officially ITK

So who earlier said Virgin Media? I need to update the points on my ITK spreadsheet

Moyes wouldn't be a bad option. At least he'd be more prepared to give some of the academy lads a chance. I think there are a better options though.

I hope it is AVB. I know he said his time was done in England but we all know that what a manager says a few months (or even weeks) ago means nothing

Adam Blackmore said there was and I'm pretty sure he's much more connected

Just asked some French friends of mine. None of them knew that Everton were supposedly a big fish in Europe.

Adam Blackmore says that he's been told that Everton can't sign our players

They're all over Twitter too. One of them is trying to tell me that it was Everton's ambition and absolutely not the money that convinced him to move.

Yawn. Everton's history is irrelevant

http://www.arc-trust.org Amphibian and Reptile Conservation A fitting choice for that snake.

West Ham fans are just as gobby as Everton ones but at least they have European football to shout about. For all Everton's so called history they are just another mid table team. They're the Liverpool version of West Brom.

Watford fans seemed to be happy with his departure from what I can gather.

Everton fans won't be back here when we finish above them in the league. Again.