Pamplemousse

Anyone know how Alpine is? Can someone check that he's feeling OK currently?

The only manager I would want is Pellegrini. The other choices do not inspire me really

Maybe it's a secret ploy by us. We let Everton speak to Koeman. They give him detailed plans for their upcoming season. He comes back to us, signs a new contract and we learn valuable information...

Interesting quotes from Lewis Coombes on Twitter. He has spoken to Ron's agent.

Everton do though have more HissTory

I hope everyone will be purchasing inflatable snakes to take with us to Goodison next season

As Sammy Lee is a red there is no way he will end up at Goodison. The only men who are Ronald's are Erwin and Jan Kluitenberg.

Every club in the Premier League has serious cash. Thankfully we invest it in the right areas. If they want to spunk it all and end up like Villa or QPR then that's their choice.

Oh well the Everton fan has used up his posts so let's all ignore him like the football world is ignoring Everton following another season of mid table obscurity

I bet you anything we will still finish above Everton whatever happens. Again.

Note that these articles say that Everton want Koeman, not that he wants to go there.

We can and we will get someone better for less money. If Koeman leaves then it's his loss.

It'll be hilarious if they end up like Villa or QPR. It takes more than big signings to achieve success. It will take them years to get to the same sort of organisation we have behind the scenes.

FFP regulations will limit what they can spend this season.

In my lifetime they have won one trophy. And zero in the last 20 years! They are a club going backwards with very bitter fans.

Paul Cook

I was just saying that for the biscuit puns. We can and we will do much better. I wonder if Emery rejected Everton because he wants a bigger job like Saints instead?

The club isn't talking because there is nothing to the rumours and they won't respond to speculation. With stories like this, if it has legs it runs quickly. But apart from the Dutch tweet and bookies there has been Sweet FA.

We're used to these rumours now. Before they would wind us up but now it's just Water off a duck's back.

I've lost viscount the amount of times we've had a meltdown

I wonder if we will look to Laudrup for a Danish option?

Crunch?

Let's crunch the numbers and look at the positives. We could be a club that just failed to get out of League 2...

Where are our ITKs?

Hopefully some spotty Dutch teenager is pîssing himself right now after creating a fake rumour