Pamplemousse

I've ordered a whole load of inflatable snakes, with the intention of selling them before the Everton match

Especially for 15 years! Still, there are worse punishments, like supporting the blue phew.

Redknapp, to his 'spiritual home'

I think the first two paragraphs from alpine is entirely reasonable. Not sure I agree with the last bit, but apart from that, alpine is correct.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-boss-sets-sights-on-saints-1-7640664

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-boss-sets-sights-on-saints-1-7640664

Romeu and VVD immense, yet again.

Kora West ‏@Kora_pfc I will have a giggle that all 3 matches I was banned for lost oh well **** happens #Pompey Best fans in the world.

When I was living in France, the police would actually encourage us to go in the basins there instead of in the street.

And so the #meltdown begins Martin Power ‏@midgetmod 2m2 minutes ago @officialpompey #Pompey Cook must #Go he's #Clueless

6 minutes of stoppage time. The ref has probably done everything possible to help them, but no doubt he will get blamed anyway.

Burnley get a 90th minute winner!

Whooops, losing 2-1 now Let's hope there are no boos

They really need to win. It would just be awful if they fell further behind the top 3.

I'm talking about an overall judgement.

Targett is better defensively, but it's far too early to have any sort of judgement on McQueen, good or bad.

Lol, Pompey drawn against Eastleigh in the FA Youth Cup.

Hope everything ends up all alright. Hopefully your father gets better soon.

Let's be honest, with our two best full backs on the pitch, we perhaps could've won that. Martina had a poor game, and it's impossible to blame McQueen.

We will win our two home games and get something from Sparta. Job done.

Have our own version of John Westwood

Was everyone else there rooting for Burnley?

Wycombe at home unfortuntely.

1st Round draw for the FA Cup today. I want Pompey to get a non-league team. If they win, it's good news because they're a step closer to possibly playing us, and if they lose, it's good news because it'll be effing hilarious