Pamplemousse

Fair play Heisenberg, you've got lots of bites tonight. But it's well past your bedtime, you've got to get up early for school tomorrow morning.

In three weeks' time our form will have improved and we will win easily.

Of course a defeat is disappointing and we haven't played well but, as I have pointed out, it's not a disaster. We're not out of the competition by any means.

We're at home. We've won both games at home. Relax.

It's not like we're the only ones who have struggled. Look at Man Utd and Tottenham. Teams raise their games against English opponents.

Hardly a disaster. Win against Be'er Sheva and we're through. So stop panicking.

VVD

Although we haven't played well, Sparta Prague have defended fairly well.

So if results stay as they are, we will only need to not lose to Be'er Sheva to advance to the knockout round

Hapoel 2-2 Inter Milan

Great ball in by JWP.

OK, that was slightly better.

Maybe one of our fans should've brung a loudspeaker.

HBS 1-2 Inter

That's twice now that Martina has had a great opportunity to cross and he's f%%%ed it up both times.

We managed to turn it around against Inter, I have faith that we will do so tonight.

I'm so glad that you of all people bit.

This is all about luring Everton into a false sense of security before we thrash them 8-0. This is all part of the masterplan.

Has nobody told you that sensible posts like yours are not allowed. Heisenberg and Batman have dictated that we are in MELTDOWN MODE

Leicester are below us in the league. And aren't in the EFL Cup. We've also had something like the 4th or 5th hardest set of fixtures in comparison to everyone else in the league.

As far as I'm aware, it's only available through the freeview channel, not the Sky channels. That was the case last season, it might have changed for this season. I guess there's only one way to find out

Pompey in front! 2-1! Dust off the open top bus, they're going up to League 1 surely! No stopping them now!!!!

1-1 already. No sooner was #CookOut trending on Twitter and Pompey go and equalise Someone dust off the hero to villain swingometer

They've finally come to terms with their true level. Fair play to them for embracing it.

Hahahaha, £40M for both of them. That's not enough for VVD alone.