Pamplemousse

No no no, they hate money in football and are content in their current status, playing proper football with proper men with NO foreign muck

Meanwhile, the official team coach has been spotted on Great Portland Street

This is my thinking and it's a shame that more fans aren't looking at the bigger picture.

That world super league will be fun. LA Galaxy, NYCFC and Melbourne all have salary cap regulations to abide by, how on earth will they possibly be able to compete? Their squads are Championship standard at the very, very best. The whole thing is a non-starter and comes at a rather convenient time, when the new three year cycle for the Champions League needs to be agreed...

Might be longer than that, depends if he can play in the Leicester match immediately preceding the October international break or not My bet is that his debut will be the Burnley match.

The good news is that Lawro thinks we'll lose 3-0

Are regulations for the group stages different to ones in the qualifying rounds?

And on twitter, those 37 fans are nasty villains, all paying money into the coffers of the EFL/FA/Sky conspiracy which consistently stops their club from getting promoted.

I personally prefer the Itchen North, I quite like the banter between home and away fans. You can also get some spectacular photos of the sunset with the church spire in the background. But if you want to be where the most vocal fans sit, then the Northam is the best area to go. Boxing Day games are always popular no matter who the opposition is, so you may have trouble with that match. West Brom is unlikely to be a problem. Not sure about Everton, but if you were really desperate you could probably sit in the home end. I doubt they'd ask any questions seeing as you're not from Southampton.

Fewer games means they need fewer players. As they've always been an advocate of quality over quantity, this really should not be an issue.

I don't understand what on earth binary trading even is

Has anyone told you that no positive comments are allowed on the main board?

I agree with MLG, and if you're going to cheaply insult our manager, at least get the facts correct

To be honest, I was expecting us to get smashed before we beat them 4-0. Who knows, maybe the same thing will happen again. Where's the build up thread for that match, what were we all thinking then?

Referee is Bobby Madley

I'm not expecting a positive result. Get this one out of the way and roll on the three home games in a row

Anyone remember Trevor Kettle? Consistently awful

What about the fatty pipes?

I'm sure a couple of nights won't do much harm. Anyhow, 5/10 for the trolling effort.

I was at an MLS game last week, I saw for myself the level of officiating.

If he is as good as the propaganda machine than we will have a real gem. Personally, I think it will take him a little while to get used to the speed and physicality of the Premier League but things will click and we'll have a real star on our hands.

Also, I remember the match against Brighton in the Championship where we won 3-0 but Peter Walton was the ref, that was just hilarious how bad he was. All the funnier given the opposition and manager at the time. He's now in charge of the referees in the MLS

All those fans who were screaming Cook Out have now got big greasy spoon from Southsea fried egg on their faces

Also, since when did qualifying for Europe equate to having the best fans? I think the fact that we had a higher attendance when we were in League 1 than when they were in the PL was the marker for that.

Another day, a new meme with a brand new Portsmyth