Pamplemousse

The manager of Le Havre is Bob Bradley, who's American, so it definitely isn't him

Whatever you do, DO NOT google Fournier and go the images. I REPEAT, do NOT do an image search of Fournier. You have been warned.

Rémi Garde?

Léandre Griffit on Twitter (remember him?) says it will be amazing news for the club if we appoint Garcia. His reputation in France and indeed Europe is very good.

A heads up that the draws for the first two qualifying rounds is on Monday at 12pm and 1.30pm http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2017/draws/round=2000788/index.html http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2017/draws/round=2000789/index.html

Seeing how far his odds have fallen, perhaps he already has

Who says the bookies know nothing then

I would quite like a Guan smiley face please

I'll translate for Rudi Garcia. Don't bother getting an expensive translator, I'll do it for free.

First week of July

First one I remember was Gordon Strachan. I remember being told in the school playground and my 8 year old self was thoroughly underwhelmed. I one I properly properly recall was Harry Redknapp. That song 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' was very catchy.

A thought about Pellegrini. Technically, he is still Man City's manager until 30th June. I don't know if that would pose any problems or if Man City would demand compensation or refuse us permission to speak to him.

Emery is currently in Qatar, meeting with PSG's oil-rich owners. So I imagine that one will be done and dusted soon.

Fraser Forster is out of their range and they know it.

It would be good PR opportunity to reveal the new kit alongside our new manager

I know ART is supposed to be mad but has anyone really considered that he's just a troll?

I was hoping we'd win it at Goodison Park. But beggars can't be choosers

The Man Utd away game will definitely be moved for TV, what with it being José's first match at Old Trafford... I'm in America then so I'm hoping for the Monday night match too. Any other time would involve me having to get up at stupid o'clock in the morning.

Everton at home moved because of the Europa League. There is some poetic justice in that, surely.

So will Jan stay or will he go? It's obvious he is rather ****ed off at the situation but I still think he'll end up with the Cowmen.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/team/staff-profiles/ Interestingly, Erwin and Jan are still listed...

He best enjoy those holidays. They're the only European trips he'll get to enjoy.

What an excellent time it would be to finally win at Goodison

You would.

What was the leaving statement for Pochettino?