Pamplemousse

Everton fans on Twitter seem very disappointed that they're not getting Dave Watson. On the other hand, they hate Sammy Lee. I think a rousing rendition of 'There's only one Sammy Lee' will wind them up at Goodison

Thank god for that. We will get someone better in, hopefully someone who will not royally **** up the Europa League campaign

I'm sure I've seen VVD and a £40M release clause mentioned. No idea if there is any truth to that though.

As Portsmouth's an island that would be a bit difficult. Education has never been been a big thing in Liverpool evidently.

Come on GuineaPig. You've got one more post left, better make this one count. You know you can do better. Even by your standards your attempts at trolling have been very disappointing tonight.

Paul Cook it is then

They're all unemployed and have nothing better to do with their time.

Perhaps Guan will be able to reveal further developments on our quest for a new manager when he is able to

PSG are also going to bring in the director of football Monchi, the one Everton wanted

:lol:

Ignore Bizzaro, he's an Everton troll

There was one guy who posted a tweet about Everton fans with a picture of the crushed fans at Hillsborough.

Interestingly, Unai Emery's agent is the super agent Jorge Mendes. Didn't Fonte change his agent to him last year?

Every season there is a supposed leak and then come the opening day BOOM it's completely different. Are we so impatient as a society that we need to have a leak? Let's just wait until the actual day.

Talking of ambition, looks like Koeman's first signing is going to be Scott Dann

Seeing as we're targeting the US market, let's go for the most recent winner of the MLS, Caleb Porter

Ronald Koeman is a w****r, is a w****r

He's only got one more post left. I hope he makes it count and trolls us hard.

I somehow doubt these Everton fans will be back this time next year when we finish above them. Again.

Paul Cook

Announcement to be made soon it would appear

Sammy Lee will 100% not go to Everton. He's from the red half of Merseyside. Dave Watson is a different situation and Everton need a new GK coach. Hopefully we keep him but if not then I'm sure the new manager will bring someone suitable in.

Ancelotti is the new Bayern manager! Why is he in that list?

Surely Emery wouldn't be on our shortlist if we knew he wasn't interested?

I wonder if Pellegrini's agent is trying to tout his client for work...