Pamplemousse

Adam Blackmore is at The Valley but he'll only be giving updates on Solent

Another battling win, another three points closer to their deserved league title.

One has plenty of history, has the most passionate bestest fans and is well known for falling down rapidly. The other is Pompey.

Maradona reluctantly turned them down of course

Hahaha, moments ago they were playing boring passing football. Now on Twitter, it's delicious champagne football, they're the Barcelona of the South all of a sudden

They scored a penalty. This is definitely going to be their year

Suggestions from the blue few in Twitter that they play boring football. I disagree, they've been entertaining us Saints fans for quite a while now.

Parking the bus by the sounds of it. No reports of any boos though, so a step up from the last home game

That's quite some extreme differences. Boiling hot to freezing cold almost instantly.

What are the airport options for Astana, out of interest?

Apparently, being fan owned now means they are entitled to select the team and tactics

I'll update it as soon as I can. Although it won't be too much of an issue, since all of the possible teams are there already, it will just be with a load of teams that we won't need to bother with. It may come in handy again if we qualify for the knockout stages

Unfortunately I'm away next week so I won't be able to update my map before the draw, but you can still see it here https://drive.google.com/open?id=15iJR0WBjDR4BeEx7PXTsHLnjQIA&usp=sharing

I'm sure Liverpool were laughing their heads off when they finished below us in the league table

Out of interest, does anyone know much each year it costs to run our academy?

Interesting rumours about Cook. I can't work out if the spelling error 'herd' is intentional or not Apparently, a 'source' suggests he has 2 games to save his job! And the bestest fans in the world have set up a crowdfunding page to fund Paul Cook's fine for not playing a proper team in the EFL Trophy. It's at 2% so they don't need too much more, given the club's record on paying all debts in full. https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/Paul-Cook-Fund

Interestingly, Dundalk are playing their game at the Aviva Stadium. They played their previous match at a smaller stadium but also in Dublin, so it would be interesting to see what stadium they use if they do drop down to the Europa League. At least we would get plenty of tickets if we drew Dundalk at the Aviva Stadium

Close this thread, they said. There would be nothing more to laugh at, they said.

What is 'gaining weight' is the 'theory' of him not leaving for another 6 months

He seems like a Saints type of signing although do we really need another winger?

They did promise the fans they would get out of this division

The comments on twitter are generally along the lines of "How are we losing to this pub team/shower of sh!t/team like Morecambe?"

Who's the biggest fishy club in English football? Southend? Doesn't matter, Pompey will claim the title anyway

If the transfer window was shut and we hadn't invested then I think it would be justified to be concerned. But, there is plenty of time yet and hopefully we will make reinforcements. There is no value in this transfer window, and I'd rather we waited to get a good deal then splash over £20 million on an average player like Everton and West Ham have done.

Certainly one of the more amusing trolls, although he's a bit too obvious. The subtler the better for me.