Pamplemousse

He best enjoy those holidays. They're the only European trips he'll get to enjoy.

What an excellent time it would be to finally win at Goodison

You would.

What was the leaving statement for Pochettino?

Classic!! :lol:

Jan may not want to go anyway. If he wants to stay than get him to sign a new contract.

Koeman would get abused for being a scummer so it would be very funny. Pompey dumping them out in Round 2 (a round which we don't have to play ) so we can get beat them in Round 3 would suit me.

Love the parting shot at the end of the club statement.

It's not even a very good mock up. You can still see adidas stripes on the sleeves!

He was trying to post that

Looks like our ITKs are more ITK than Everton's are

So the Liverpool Echo are reporting that there are delays. I wonder what the hold up could be, I thought Everton were a massive club and any manager would drop anything to go there...

Yes

Why would Fitzhugh Fella go to Everton?

I guess we'll find out tomorrow for sure when Koeman returns on holiday. If there are any more delays then we'll know something definitely is up.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/woman-rides-her-mobility-scooter-along-m275-1-7426962 :lol:

The bit about Jan certainly I can believe. Judging by his Twitter he seems to have built up a real rapport with both the fans and the local area. But as someone else mentioned, it's the whole long winded post that makes me skeptical. It's normally snippets here, snippets there, not long winded posts that answer everyone's questions in one go.

As funny as it would be, I'm not sure it's 100% true.

We seemingly hold all the cards. If Everton are not agreeing to our demands then there is absolutely no reason why we shouldn't put him on gardening leave. Everton obviously desperately want him and won't wait until a year until his contract expires.

Zenit St Petersberg could definitely be on the cards

They'll be desperate not to lose their big cup final.

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Nivea boy over Vardy. A terrible decision by Hodgson.

Just had a quick look on POL. They seem rather happy with our current managerless situation. For them, Everton is a Merseyside version of themselves, they are both sleeping giants, both are massive clubs with passionate fan bases, etc. etc. For someone who professes to not care about us, Corporate Ho has an awful lot to say about us... Yes, that quote was about us. Obviously he has forgot about the posts he made on here a few years ago... He was also trying to argue this And from today about our youth team:

Very glad to see the first responses were emojis of snakes.