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I suspect most people will be at work. And it was only 5 minutes ago that I realised we were even playing, let alone on youtube

Why should Muslims have to come out condemning this? It's not their fault. The overwhelming majority want nothing to do with this. Were all Irish people responsible for the numerous IRA attacks? Nevertheless, there obviously is a problem with Islam. All religions have a radical element but radical Islam is the most extreme. But stereotyping France as some sort of paradise for a Muslim invasion is simply not true.

Idiot I've lived in a French city with a significant Muslim population and not once were there any issues. And not sort of any 'Muslim takeover'

Aberdeen were the only British team to win their first leg. The draw for the third qualifying round is tomorrow, when West Ham come in to play.

Jose Fonte was already a legend and this just further confirms it. The decision by our former manager to drop Cedric at the end of the season looks more and more baffling.

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Remember, Portsmouth went there in a friendly match and lost! So it's not easy for the giants of world football

Could also be Roma if they lose their Champions League play-off round match

I'm actually out of the country when the draw is being made, so someone else will have to work out the details with airports and routes. But we'll get a closer idea of the teams we could face by then.

I rather enjoy Alpine's meltdowns

Perhaps it's to replace Martina

#WeMeltOn

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36763761 According to this, we have accepted the invitation to participate

1. Man City 2. Arsenal 3. Tottenham 4. Man Utd 5. Chelsea 6. Leicester 7. Liverpool 8. Southampton 9. West Ham 10. Stoke 11. Watford 12. Middlesbrough 13. Sunderland 14. Bournemouth 15. Crystal Palace 16. West Brom 17. Swansea 18. Burnley 19. Hull 20. Everton

Like West Ham claim they won the World Cup, can we claim that we won the Euros?

I've just inputted all the possible teams into Google Earth. So these are the closest teams to St Mary's that we could possibly face at the moment, excluding the other English teams Lille Gent Anderlecht The New Saints Ajax Feyenoord AZ Connah's Quay Nomads Cork City Genk Standard Liege Meanwhile, the teams the furthest away from us: Kairat, which isn't that far away from the Chinese border! Astana Kapaz Gabala Neftci Baku Dinamo Tbilisi Shirak Alashkert Hapoel Be'er Sheva Beitar Jerusalem Maccabi Tel Aviv

Lallana being better than Messi?

On POL, one fan dares to challenge the myth of their world-famous atmosphere

It has to be done. What he has achieved since joining us has been nothing sort of sensational.

Fonte's first meeting with the new staff will be interesting...

I think it's OK to be worried, to a certain extent. It's a new regime, and we don't quite know how that will unfold. On the other hand, we should also be excited. We've got European football, and hopefully some new signings in the coming weeks.

I will have nothing better to do We already know some of the teams that will definitely be in the group stages - so far there are a lovely cluster of teams in Western Europe with only three a bit further afield. We'll also want to keep an eye on the Champions League qualifying draw and the 3rd round, because it's at that stage when the losing teams enter the Europa League.

That reads like one of rallyboys mock posts on here. But it appears to be the real thing. Perhaps rallyboy IS Allen