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Great ball in by JWP.

OK, that was slightly better.

Maybe one of our fans should've brung a loudspeaker.

HBS 1-2 Inter

That's twice now that Martina has had a great opportunity to cross and he's f%%%ed it up both times.

We managed to turn it around against Inter, I have faith that we will do so tonight.

I'm so glad that you of all people bit.

This is all about luring Everton into a false sense of security before we thrash them 8-0. This is all part of the masterplan.

Has nobody told you that sensible posts like yours are not allowed. Heisenberg and Batman have dictated that we are in MELTDOWN MODE

Leicester are below us in the league. And aren't in the EFL Cup. We've also had something like the 4th or 5th hardest set of fixtures in comparison to everyone else in the league.

As far as I'm aware, it's only available through the freeview channel, not the Sky channels. That was the case last season, it might have changed for this season. I guess there's only one way to find out

Pompey in front! 2-1! Dust off the open top bus, they're going up to League 1 surely! No stopping them now!!!!

1-1 already. No sooner was #CookOut trending on Twitter and Pompey go and equalise Someone dust off the hero to villain swingometer

They've finally come to terms with their true level. Fair play to them for embracing it.

Hahahaha, £40M for both of them. That's not enough for VVD alone.

The referee is Jesus Gil Manzano from Spain. And he likes to give out yellow cards. And red cards. Lots of them. http://www.soccerbase.com/referees/referee.sd?referee_id=1561

Everton is the more important game IMO.

Our aims are vastly different to what Bournemouth aim to achieve.

That was almost as bad as Heisenberg's recent trolling attempts

A massive game at 4th place Luton on Tuesday It's already a cup-final for them. They cannot afford to slip up. 5 points already off the promotion places.

Come on guys. Heisenberg keeps on fishing and you guys keep on biting.

I will be bringing in some inflatable snakes. I hope everyone else brings them in to wave at RK.

Defensively Liverpool are still a poor side. If Crystal Palace and Burnley can score twice against them, then we certainly can. I wonder though if we will go for the Mourinho approach and park the bus.

Clattenburg will give us a dodgy last-minute penalty to win. Guaranteed.

Lovren has always faced the brunt of the abuse. They have too many players that we could abuse so it's best to focus on one player.