Oh ffs is that today? When everyone suddenly has a Irish uncle or 5th cousin once removed? I don't understand the obsession with St Patricks day- Even more strange that we seem to celebrate it more than St George's day!  
Also- Who the f**k would WANT to be Irish anyway??   
As for the people who go and get a pint of Guinness in the pub "'cause it's St Patrick's day" ........ c**ts.   
Oh, and good morning.