scott_saints

Errrrr. No. :^o

Derby have a much larger fanbase than us. Don't kid yourself otherwise.

No, I am not. Nothing wrong with a good ol' bit of moisture to accompany an arse rumble!

I had one this morning. I woke up raring to go to work on this pleasant Monday, and what I felt was going to be a lovely piece of morning thunder turned out to include some liquid. In a strange way, I quite liked it. Does anyone else rate wet farts??

Incorrect.

Topman is for flaming homs. S13's infamous yellow jacket came from there. 'nuff said.

I also have no excuse for getting p155ed so early in the day without football being on. This is another key factor in my planned renewal.

I'll renew. I support SFC, not SFC's board.

SFC- Southampton Football Club SMS- Short Message Service ffs

What do these blue few JCL's you speak of do when their team is playing??

Tbf though, I did expect to see us sign a few Dutch young'uns. Especially after meeting a Ajax youth player (Justin Sporkslede) on holiday in the Summer. Even he thought that JP would sign a few young players from over there!

Probably because the standard of players he was coaching over there were of a similar to level to Eastleigh players. EDIT- It seems someone agrees with me!!

I did end up in a pool of my own vomit at one point, if that's what you meant.

I remember going to Man City away on new years day. Worst day of my life. Approx 1 hours sleep before I left.... followed by being sick in service stations etc. Oh, and we lost aswell I think.

I'm still hungover. I think this means the party I went to was good.

I'm a c**t.

This has happened once when a bloke got all arsey so I laughed at him. He told the stewards who then asked me to stop smoking, which I did. I then laughed at the bloke for a second time.

I am one of these types, yes.

No, due to me not being of school age. I do however, smoke at work. If this helps?

I smoke every game at half time along with many others. It's easy not to get caught.

He's s**t anyway.

Happy christmas!!! And here's to relegation and league 1!!! COYR!!

"total football rulesz!111!" ??

Would this have been a more appropriate time to start the thread??

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