scott_saints

Apology accepted. I would never wear a vest OR a yellow jacket. Infact, I consider myself to be a fashion guru of sorts. This would be why Stevo often comments on my tanned work boots. He is clearly jealous that I am the only person with decent shoes about the work place. If you ever need any fashion advice, then I am willing to help. Much love. Scott e-dawg xxx

Well yeah. That is what we saw, and we were told as such. But you gotta make it sound better than it was ffs!!

You are wrong. There is never an appropriate time to wear a vest. Well, that's not strictly true I suppose. If someone offers you the choice to wear a pink mini skirt or a vest, I'd go for the vest. But there aren't many other acceptable situations that I can think of. Oh, and you spelt "mocking" wrong. I thought better of you Robert. Scott e-dawg xx

It doesn. I saw it.

+1

If Angelina Jolie wasn't famous and asked me to sleep with her, I'd laugh at her and punch her in the gut seeing as she is nothing special. However, as she is famous, and people seem to think I'm strange for thinking she is a mutt, I would.

Judging by that picture, she'd have to pay me to sleep with her.

5th one down is rough. Also, what is it with Angelina Jolie? Overrated.

I'd also happily work christmas day. Would be much easier sitting at my desk than pretending to be happy all day.

DSM's daughter has b0ll0cks??

Well, it was in The Sun anyway. (So probably b0ll0cks )

Talking about bands reforming, apparently both The Smiths and Stone Roses are now debating a comeback (or a tour). Oh, and S club 3 (4 of them can't be arsed).

Finish at 4.30 xmas eve, but I wont be "working" that day. I shall be at work drinking alcohol and hoping to win stuff in a raffle. Would have been back on 29th but I'm off skiing. Back on the 2nd and finish at 2pm.

People who interrupt me and expect me to work whilst at lunch. People who want to use my computer at breaks as they don't have one. It's my f**king break too you c**t, f**k off!! People who answer other people's phone! I phoned their particular phone to speak to them, not you, you c**t!!

I have had the opposite though, and that is also bad. I happened to buy something for the previous wench and she liked it so much she cried n' stuff and got all emotional on me. Coulda just said thanks and sucked me off but nooooo, the silly bint decided to get all emotional n' lovey dovey!!

I go to work when I'm sick, and take sick days when I want a lie in or have a hangover. Last week wasn't fun when I was genuinely ill

Why didn't they go to Pompey's "main" shopping centre then??

I don't get the whole texting questions things. I mean, pretty much everyone has wap on their phone anyway, so isn't it easier to do a quick google if you really must find out straight away??

Thing is.... They're quite good. We're not.

They are the tool of the devil. They should count themselves lucky that they have axe wounds, otherwise they would serve no purpose to the world (apart from cleaning).

I'm the sort of person you WANT at a cash machine. Quick, no checking balance, no receipt, and even leave money for the person behind me!!

take approximately 3 times as long as men at cash machines. I've done experiments n' everything. p155es me off. The silly old dear infront of me at lunchtime not only got money from two cards, but also had to check in her bag for the pin numbers. Oh, and obviously decided to get a receipt for both aswell. Fecking women.

We're cr@p, in a bad league, and doing s**t- Low attendances. You're good, in the best league, and doing well- Slightly higher attendances but not that great. Congrats.

Ridiculous country. If anything, farting should be encouraged.

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