Waterside.saint

See what I mean?

There are some cracking pictures of our 'Arry on that footballburp page

Feel that passion. *shudders*

Strangely, the skates have not been included in the BBC's 'team of the day' vote - although you can vote for Accrington http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/28697713

What red blooded lusty professional footballer could fail to be inspired by that threat?

PlebMilkin'-cupstealin'-nonpayin'-taxdodgin'-bottomdwellin' Portsmouth

20 pages to go before this thread hits the 100 000 milestone - although, no doubt, the attraction of commenting on the bestest, most developer-owned club in the bottom tier of English football will wear off long before then

I fixed it for you

Please, someone chip in with a photoshopped broken-down old portakabin daubed 'OURS' Karma

Massive club in shock loss to small-time Southend. Said footballing genius 'Awful': "I can't believe we made a bottom tier club, especially one beginning with the word 'South', look good this afternoon. If this goes on we'll be a laughing stock."

PFC's road to nowhere - how appropriate

PFC, the gift that keeps on giving

I still think 'non - league Portsmouth' has a nice ring to it

'Awfs' will need a rhino's hide to cope with the flak he's going to get from the bestest once they realise that surviving in L2 is his first and only priority

They can (and no doubt will) blame their 'threadbare' 30-man squad

Goodness.

But they weren't in debt when they stole that, no sir, not one copper penny, it's only jealous nutjobs who would ever think otherwise because they're all blinded by unthinking hatred

Pompey Making life better for insolvency practitioners since 1906

Aaaaaah hahaha hahaha ha hahaha Oh do stop it you're giving me a hernia

No matter how successful we become, the skates have an unassailable lead in bankruptcies

Liverpool didn't win the league, leaving the bestest bereft of their much hoped-for 'windfall' Good job those parachute payments are still coming in... Oh.

Enjoyed it all. Roll on next season

We're Premier League on obesity however - 'only' 20.23% in Southampton, compared with 21.95% on the Island of Dr Moreau where they are a league below us